Tom Wilson [Biff from Back to the Future] The Daughter Song

Tom Wilson (Biff from Back to the Future) performs on the Rusty Humphries Show. The Daughter Song is a song that most fathers can relate to. Funny... Guys watch out for those angry dads they will find you. You better run and tell that! HOMEBOY



She's got long blonde hair running down her back
Pretty blue eyes and that's a fact
Her nose is just perfect and her smile just gleams
She looks like a model in a magazine!
She's got her itty bitty body in a teeny tiny skirt
You can see her belly button 'neath her purple skimpy shirt
She's a California beauty who can stop the show
But there's one thing fellas you got to know,

She's my daughter. That's right, she's my daughter
If you touch her, or hurt her or make her sad
I'm gonna hurt you twice as bad.

I'm the kind of guy that likes to have some fun
Drinkin' lots of liquor and polishing my gun
You wanna mess around with my pussycat
I might just kill you with a baseball bat
I own a crowbar, steak knives, I got a hatchet man
But come one let's face it, I could kill you with my bare hands
I catch you making moves on her I know just what to do
I'll shove my foot so far up you I could wear you as a shoe

Yeah, yeah she's my daughter
Oooo, ooooo, ooooo she's my daughter

I'll sneak into your room where your mommy makes your bed
I'll grab that stupid surfer necklace and beat your little head in
Come on over for dinner and meet us friendly folks
Just remember little fella, this song is not a joke
Steam roller baby, gonna roll all over you.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Tom Wilson
• Back to the Future
• The Daughter Song
• Biff Funny