Star Wars Dialogue Recylced

This is real dialogue from the Star Wars movie in a different context.

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the real dialogue:

THREEPIO: We're doomed.

THREEPIO: That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault!

LEIA: You must use the information in this R2 unit to plan the attack. It is our only hope.

HAN: Over my dead body.

HAN: Look, going good against remotes is one thing. Going good against the living? That's something else.

LEIA: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

BIGGS: Just now. I wanted to surprise you, hot shot.

OFFICER: (to another officer) Come with me.

HAN: Looks like somebody's beginning to take an interest in your handiwork.

LUKE: Hey, easy with those...

THREEPIO: Wait a minute, where are you going?

WEDGE: Look at the size of that thing!

BIGGS: Quiet down will ya! You got a mouth bigger than a meteor crater!

LUKE: (Very animated)...so I cut off my power, shut down the
afterburners and came in low on Deak's trail. I was so close I thought
I was going to fry my instruments.

THREEPIO: There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.

LUKE: (over speaker) Biggs, Wedge, let's close it up. We're going in.
We're going in full throttle.

BIGGS: Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?

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[MCRchick182]

Hey, are you the guy thats in Shane Dawsons music video for telephone?

[pimplywimp]

@MCRchick182 yep i was in that

[WhoaKaela]

So did you buy that brown dildo for this sketch or... ;-)

[pimplywimp]

@WhoaKaela i was going to use a flashlight and just black it out, but then she said she had the perfect dildo to use so we used it. it was a joke gift she had gotten.

[celtboy]

The target was a "small thermal exhaust port right below the main port." Buttsex anyone?

[pimplywimp]

@celtboy hahaha

[moonlightkakashi]

Thumbs up if you saw the Penis

[harrowbits]

@pimplywimp intentionally by mistake=))

[PixelBrainMush]

The part where you turn on the light and roar like a wookiee was too funny!

[chavling]

you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

[2836909]

That was great :]

[LordZacknafien]

LOL awesome n funneh vid!,Keep up the good work Kid =)

[cparnold12345]

hhahahahahaha a dildo

[sexynerdgirlcom]

BTW - I was also issued an SW challenge on my vlog! A defense of my fav character Lando...check out my channel! sexynerdgirlcom

[sexynerdgirlcom]

This is the best! Great work - I always knew SW was sexy! 

[Olezhka255]

Challenge: Dress like a homosexual stripper/hard gay , and roam the streets as if you're better looking than everyone else.

OR

Dress like an old english man with a monocle, gold watch with chain, top hat and all that good stuff then walk around telling people how preposterous things are :D