The Story Of My Life

This is the story of my life. It begins like quite any ordinary story, but it soon turns into a spectacle. Some of the related events may even seem fantastical, or even impossible to a certain point. But it is always rewarding to learn about things outside of our own culture, and experience unbelievable events. Sometimes a little faith and fantasy is all we need to keep going, a little hope that in the end everything can turn out for the best. No matter what you go through, no matter what makes your past...YOU make your own future, and you are the person YOU want to be. There's no excuses, you are not responsible for for the intangible circumstances, but you are responsible to how you react to them.

Thanks for watching the video, and I hope you enjoyed it a lot, and had a good laugh. It was a quick video, because I was pretty sick on the weekend, so I just sat down and improvised this. But as you can see, even this weird ramble can have a good message seep inside.

I hope you have an excellent week, I LOVE You Little Ks!!!!

My personal yet weird, and random channel:
http://youtube.com/kkortez3

Every step, is a status update. Not really, but to some degree, yes:
http://twitter.com/kkortez/

For wise stuff, weird stuff, funny stuff, or plain stupidity...click:
http://kkortez.tumblr.com/

A picture is worth a million words, or somethig like that:
http://dailybooth.com/kkortez

Every entertainer needs fans...because it gets hot sometimes:
http://www.facebook.com/kkortez/

Ahmm...if you want to, add me as a friend. I'll let you in My Space:
http://myspace.com/kkortez/

Music:

Intro
Pepsi - Dj Sossu

Intro by iBallCreature

Other Music by Kevin MacLeod

Category:

Comedy

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• Beginning
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• Run
• Robbery
• Rob
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• Robbing A Bank
• Baby
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[hellzBrother]

:) your beard is really "funny" *smiles*

[KKortez]

@hellzBrother It's better now. Hopefully it's no longer funny.

[Simplesidad]

Dude, you got a shave

por favor

serio :)

Saludos!

=)

[KKortez]

@Simplesidad Hehe, don't worry...I already did, as well as get a haircut. You can check it out in my next video, and tell me what you think.

[timmyrokxs]

Lol. The beard is unleveled..

[KKortez]

@timmyrokxs I leveled it out now, you'll be able to see it in my next video.

[LooneyBlade113]

1 person came out of a penis

[nicotjuh1]

367 people did not come out of a vagina :OO

[monsterlily7]

That is an epic life story. xD You're so funny dude!! :)

[VyvElyse23]

I find all your videos hilarious

[mrdta97]

lies! lol

[matvince90]

wow.... one person didn't come out of a vagina

[setzertrancer]

You should have Half-Chimpanzee children.

[hellzBrother]

@KKortez lol ^^

[Gloriaxox]

Well thats a crappy life.

JK.

U funnyy. hehe.

[BlipMasta5]

@KKortez Threes = Much luv, peace!