Spank Your Monkey

4 billion years of evolution is not easily overcome, but human history is littered with examples of individuals who said, "No", to their inner ape, their instincts. It can be done. The trick is to SEE it first. Then you can resist.
If you want to punch someone in the face for knocking your beer over, thy name be Trevor. If you want to punch someone because you're bored you may as well wear a monkey suit. If you believe all the priest says and don't wanna think for yourself, it's not a coincidence that Trevor feels the same. If your heart is broken and you want your abusive ex-boyfriend or abusive ex-girlfriend back, that's Trevor messing with you. He'll do anything, torture you if necessary, to get you to multiply (doesn't feel like that's what's going on, but Trevor's clever like that). The first step to easing a problem is admitting there IS a problem. And it's name is often "Trevor".

A comment that sums up what I was trying to say in just a few words.
macnutz "The more I learn, the more I think and reason, the weaker Trevor becomes. You can't kill Trevor, but you can become your own master."

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[Roy Page]

hey phil. im curious if i could find out how we could have a discussion about topics im curious about.

[philhellenes]

Hi, Roy. You're very welcome to send a PM. That's better than me blathering on and on and getting off-topic. In writing you get as much clarity as I can muster and none of the, "Erm...well...I, mmm...ah...that's tricky...lemmie think...hang on, I need a coffee..." :)

What's up?

[TDeMona]

What...? You must be insane. I'm sorry, but when has a porn ever ruin anybody's relationship? When has porn attacked or harmed any individual, woman or otherwise? People wank, that't what people do. People use porn to wank. People who make porn, either like to do it or are paid to do it. Now, I'm sure there are some cases of force used, but in these days that is far in minority. We don't like in the male-dominated dark ages. Why don't you come out, too?

[Bacopa68]

Letting our inner Trevors run things wouldn't be so bad, but then we got spears, swords, bows, guns, cannons, bombs, poison gas, economic sanctions, nukes and shit. Trevor can't be running the show any more after all that.

[raynoobkac]

i watch this video every single day and always makes me sad....

[TDeMona]

Yeah. I don't even remember what that was all about, but judging by my own comment it must have been something pretty stupid.

[TheschwartzB]

"Comment doesn't exist" is the bane of my existence.

[Doc Solammen]

Brilliant. Beautiful. BRAVO!

[bzsgzs]

OK, the question of "what else is there [besides trevor]" is pretty legit. you can't just avoid that question. if we are completely occupied by trevor, how are we going to fight against it? if we ourselves are trevor, are we going to fight against ourselves? man...

[alex9000dx]

I would've gone to church if this was preached instead of a 'love' message rotted in hate, fear and insecurity born of a invisible bearded guy that sits judgmentally in a cloud, not giving a fuck about us.

[Surya112]

I fucking love you, Phil.

[GuitarOwnsDrums]

I just spanked that little nephew of mine.