Inept Reviews: Jumping Jack

Before Jack sold the family cow in return for some magic beans (what a wally!) his dreams of reaching the skies were thwarted by a series of moving platforms that blocked his path. It's up to you to take our plucky young fellow and have him navigate a series of tricky jumps as he hopes to visit that great kingdom in the sky. Personally I think it would have been quicker and easier for him if he just stuck his head up the cow's arse and suffocated.

This is a recent review requested by Danbotology.

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[dopassado]

This is painfull to watch! What a pitfull game! The worse player I ever seen. I didn´t know some one could be this bad, really. I can´t watch it more. Bye!

[collieuk]

I'm missing you already. Come back!

[SPINNYFUCK]

Hey you didn't give this game a chance. The more times you fall down the tougher it gets. Try and work out the correct moves as soon as it starts and you'll be at the top before you can say BOLLOCKS! Try it again plssssssss!

[collieuk]

To be fair to the game, it does have some merit if you're willing to try. Unfortunately I'm usually completely cream crackered by the time I review games, and my reactions and patience are therefore severely hampered. And good reactions and LOTS of patience is what you need for this.

[SPINNYFUCK]

Who the fuck marked this aa a minus comment? You fukin' tosser who ever you are!

[casperld]

loved that big-headed-bastid.

[nephildevil]

and i actually wanna play it now to see what level 2 was like

[nephildevil]

HAHAHAHAHA

this was fuckingh hilarious!!

favd and ur on my list

:D

[markyhitch]

I think I'll hold a stall at the local fair with this game. Roll up, roll up, get Jack to the top of the screen and win £50. I'd never ever have to pay out!

[vogras]

id smash fuck out my keyboard out of pure frustration playing this bag of shit....id guarantee at least 10 keys would fly off the keyboard when i give it a good punch.