What Makes Me Laugh...?

This took way too long...

==Lyrics==

I like watching people fall
like Scarlett and the grape lady
Natalie makes funny vids, I love you but my heart goes out to

Snails that want to get it on
and Jordan's movies that are long
DK1 raps all the time, but reading is what caps this rhyme.

I'm not racist
but I laugh at Asian jokes
I'm not sexist
but I think women need a poke

Oh ,Tobias
why'd you have to become blue?
And The Office
what would I do without Kevin, Stanley, Michael, Kelly, Phyllis, and Dwight, and Pam, and Jim. With Oscar, Ryan, and Andy. And don't forget Angela!

I think inside jokes are the shit
innuendoes need wit
turn of phrases make me giggle like a school girl

Charlotte really has to go poo
it's something that we all do
And plus that porn star in Zack and Miri

Tyra and her smiling eye balls
Mary murphy's train calls
Peter's dead frog and don't forget about bigfoot

Some guys fight over their fast food
others slap their best dude
it's great to see them get their comeuppance

I think your mom jokes are real dumb
but "that's what she said" makes me numb
and blonde jokes of any kind, they split me right in the behind

Silverman can make me laugh
Bon Qui Qui gives a heart attack
sedaris books
how now brown cows
and DTF
and totes mcgotes
and pregnant teens
and FML
and no homos
And I like almost any funny comedian except for Dane Cook!

Garden state has a real cute pup
that will make you crack up
But so will Joey Tri-biani and his turkey

Going out and hitting trash cans
may sound really stupid
but it's a good time that you should try

Models falling on the runway
Gunn asking "where's andre?"
These things make me laugh. They make me R O F L

So I hope you enjoyed this song
It really took way long
to write all the lyrics and I'm done.

Whoo!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• jazzw0rth
• jazzworth
• singing
• laughing

[FuckinMetal3694]

your an annoying cock sucker.. how is tht u fucking dic blower... yuck how cant u like tits and some fresh pussy? i mean wtf... really wtf u wast of fucking life

[jazzw0rth]

@FuckinMetal3694 I have to wonder why you even watched the video, let alone took time wasting YOUR life commenting on it...

[fatzgenpruefer]

are you gay??

[jazzw0rth]

yes.

[brett240987]

your a fucking loser

[jazzw0rth]

I know, right?

[Shadeykk00]

Dane Cook is pretty good.

[kanadakutie]

you're all idiots for calling him names. if you dont like his videos why in the world are you watching them, and like he said wasting your life commenting on them?

[jazzw0rth]

@plumsicles You're illiterate.

[sindiny]

I couldn't even go thru half of this no offense .... but this shit sucked

Now work on ur mean girls skit