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  • your so sexy lol mail me some of your hair

  • omg that's actually a tradition of mine. I like to send people a lock of my hair. No seriously, i do that.

  • Do your glasses have lenses in them?

  • nope.

  • i tottally sent you a regular boring people comment too but thats cause when you start to get to be a certain age(20) your libido drops(not really)....that and if i talk dirty to you i could go to jail nbc stake out style.........

  • you won't go to jail, because I'm legal! :)

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  • I just feel like a douche now. Sorry.

    :}

  • gaybies?!?! i want to eat your gaybies.

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  • @volnessj Dear Jordan,

    Have you read the book, "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris. If you have not you should, I know you would love it. There's a section of the book where he talks of drugs and art & it reminds me of your dog hair being art. 0.o

    Sincerely,

    Anonymous

  • Dear Jordan,

    Have you read the book, "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris. If you have not you should, I know you would love it. There's a section of the book where he talks of drugs and art & it reminds me of your dog hair being art. 0.o

    Sincerely,

    Anonymous

  • @cruztheeel LMFAO I'm so late but I absolutely love your comment hahahahah it made my 11 PM hour! Thanks =D I'll call you in the morning.

  • Yes I have said before I want to know you, be my online friend , there are not many like you here in Iceland or in the real world.. My friend s who are a little bit like you all became normal. What is that ? boring I think. I don´t know much about subscribing or what ever that does, can I still know you?

  • you are sooo Funny!!! thanks for making me smile.

  • Jordan....what is the name of the song in the backgroud? ....I likeee it! XD

  • this was sorta weird... I completely forgot what I was looking up. I watch the whole thing tho. =]

  • The way I make friends is by starting out with -

    :lick: "Will you be my future ex-husband?" This is usually followed up by - "Show me where you piss from, love."

  • gay

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