Flatulence_original fart song

It is my firm belief that inspiration can come from anywhere and this song proves that marvelously. The inspiration for this particular song comes from a certain person I know who shall remain nameless in order to protect his identity (but he knows who he is). This individual is infamous for certain very prolific and highly efficient biological processes which he freely demonstrates at whim, especially in confined spaces like elevators and crawlspaces and also at the dinner table.

My favorite definition for flatulence can be found at wikipedia and it goes like this...
Flatulence is the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process of mammals and other animals. The mixture of gases is known as flatus, (informally) fart, or simply gas, and is expelled from the rectum in a process colloquially referred to as "passing gas" or "farting".

So, I invite you to hold your nose and enjoy a real stinker of a song entitled "Flatulence". As always, your feedback is welcomed. Please feel free to rate, comment and share with your friends and thanks for listening and thanks for your support
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lyrics:
Sittin at the table, comin suppertime
Eatin beans and cornbread and feelin so sublime
But, just an hour later therell be no defense against
Flatulence
Flatulence

I was workin in a crawlspace one floor underground
Just me and my partner, the only ones around
Then I smelled an odor that made me wanna wince
Oh no
Flatulence
Flatulence

Did you ever notice, your own is not so bad
But, everybody elses makes you feel so sad
Cause its so damn disgusting it makes you wanna puke

A father and a son one night watchin tv
They were havin a contest as it was plain to see
The place smelled like a sewer
Lordy, what a stench
Oh no
Flatulence
Flatulence

This universal problem has always plagued mankind
It pulls us all together yes, its a tie that binds
But, its so damn disgusting it makes you wanna puke

Now youve heard my story and this is where it ends
I know its kind of gory, too bad if it offends
Youd better hold your noses cause here it comes again
Oh no.
Flatulence
Flatulence
Flatulence
Flatulence

Words and Music
Frederick Niel Pfiel
Copyright 1988
All Rights Reserved

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Flatulence_original
• song
• fart
• passing
• gas
• humor
• novelty
• blues
• rock
• guitar
• vocal
• funny

[TheDKouba]

omg funny!!!!

[justplainfred]

@TheDKouba Thanks!

[theunholycrown666]

Hahaha this is awesome. Made me chuckle after a crappy day. Cheers for the song mate.

[justplainfred]

@theunholycrown666 It's straight from my heart (well, maybe not exactly my heart but, you get the idea) - glad you enjoyed the music and the mayhem and thanks for listening - Fred

[TheTwelly]

No wonder we have holes in the ozone. LOL

Love the tune.......we need a smile sometimes, don't we.

[justplainfred]

@TheTwelly I understand that cow farts play a be role in that regard - thanks for listening - Fred

[elpayin1]

Very funny! Good rithm made laugh 'till i droped! I translated it into spanish so sing it in both languages in our fam reunions and is a hit now! Thank u justplainfred!

[justplainfred]

@masje Thanks Jean

[masje]

hahahaha

the best song I have heard since a long time

jean

[justplainfred]

@walkerchild69 That's the way I like it (ah-ha, ah-ha - lol) - thanks for listening