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i like my martinis shaken not stirred
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USE ALL THE OLIVE BRINE!!!!
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@voglbop I like the story. But I also like vodka in my martinis.
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you could just all prepare this in a mixer correct ?
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2 OLIVES....like monkey's rotten balls swimming in your dirnk, now thats dirty!
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This guy needs to learn to begin chilling that glass first thing.
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How to make a dirty martini.
1. Open can of olives.
2. Take one shot of olives + olive juice, followed by one shot of gin.
3. Check into a hospital.
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@theGypsyboy713tx and you're clearly 10 years old...
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Where's the ice?
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how to make a dirty martini
1 make a martini
2 spunk on the martini
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A sales manager got a complaint that his salesmen were returning from lunch drunk & stinking of gin. He told his people to switch to vodka martinis so they wouldnt stink of booze.
After a week he told his people to switch back to the gin martinis. He said he would rather have customers think his people were drunks instead of stupid.
voglbop 1 year ago 41
2:32 "for me personally: I love ... two olives in my dirty martini" what a friggin individual this guy is :)
great job though
0athos0 1 year ago 9