Muppet Girlfriend

Written, produced & performed by Chris Commisso
© 2012 musichris publishing (ascap)

Yeah....my girlfriend's a muppet. Don't judge.
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LYRICS
"Muppet Girlfriend"
(rap)
Yo, this girl I'm with
My boo
She's a muppet
(Sing)
Girls think I'm creepy
So do the dudes
Just cause my girlfriend
Looks like she's two
She's polyester
With furry lips
I get hair in my mouth
Each time we kiss
She loves me like the human girls don't
She loves me & the human girls won't
Wait what?
(chorus)
My girlfriend
My girlfriend is a muppet
(I got a muppet for a girl & a girl for a muppet)
My girlfriend
My girlfriend is a muppet
(I got a muppet for a girl & a girl for a muppet)
(rap)
Yo shawty over here's a kin to Kermit the frog
The other day I took a dump, look like a big log
(spoken)
I aint kiddin ya dog, it was like Titanic size...anyway
(rap)
My girl is hot
Her hips are rockin
The eyes are plastic
And the booty is cotton
We got no problems
We got no beef
But should we live at my crib
Or on Sesame Street?
(spoken)
I'm just saying dog, that's a legitimate concern
It's legitimate, it's legitimate
(repeat chorus)

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[melissaj81]

Seriously, this is a LOL kinda video! The only thing missing from it is a cameo from Sheldon Cooper ;) Nice job Chris!

[ThePianoShack]

@melissaj81 Oh Sheldon's in this video. Didn't you see him? :)

[752dmd]

me gusta tu estilo.. un saludo afectuso desde mexico!!!

[ThePianoShack]

@752dmd Thank you!!! Muchas gracias! :)

[fgbowen]

Watching as I comment -

Good choice on the key-change.

Good timing.

[ThePianoShack]

@fgbowen Cool, thanks again!!!!!

[ThePianoShack]

@fgbowen Too cool! Thanks g! 

[fgbowen]

Laugh-Out-Loud funny. 

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g

[ThePianoShack]

@Pluckje See what happens fair Maiden when you stay away from youtube for too long? :) Well thanks for catching up with all my latest! And so glad to hear your daughter & friends like my Saturday Morning song. That's great! You all are awesome & I'm always grateful for the kind words!

[ThePianoShack]

@ginoplastilina Muchas gracias! Thank you so much my friend. :)