The Dreadful MUF

Obs! This is just for fun!
Peter Settman is a Swedish actor that we like to joke about. We don't dislike him, even if it seems like that would be the case.
Have a nice day.

"Translation" (Not a good one, I'm sorry):
B: Oh, your eyes are shining like cat dicks in the moonlight. oh, you're making me a man again. enchanting me.
R: You're the fucking worst! Peter Settman isn't doing that?
B: What do you mean?
R: You see. It's the wrong key.
B: But fuck you.
R: Sing it like that! Understand?
B: But Settman is ugly!
R: He isn't that bad really. (related to Jake Gyllenhaal you know)
B: Am I the only one who is drooling here?
R: Yes, it is.
B: But fuck.
R: I'll prove it. May I..
B: NO! Don't touch my bananas! They are precious!
R: But I'm hungry. I have not eaten in two hours.
B: You are a liar.
R: The book says... NO.
B: fuck. Your grandmother is rich.
R: Your grandmother owns a blue shop.
B: It's red here.
R: How was I supposed to know that?
B: It says so in the book.
R: The girls back home like me anyway.
B: Not me..
R: I thought the opposite.
B: But that was incorrect.
R: Poo.
B: God you're so immature.
R: Have you forgotten the night in paris?
B: Ohohoh! I remember you alright, hahaha!
R: Cock.
B: Yeah, you liked that didn't you!
R: That's private!
B: Oh fuck!
R: You're acting like a pig, just like Peter Settman!
B: Baby!
R: Berret.
B: Hilarious. fuck fuck fuck!
R: You had a mushroom hat. It went like this.
B: But you.. NECKLACES?
R: They were nice!
B: Your taste in clothing is so bloody bad.
R: Like Peter Settmans?
B: Stop talking about Peter Settman!
R: I want to fight now! This is boring! Look!
B: But fuck, you fucking sissy. omg omg omg etc.
R: Settmaaaaan!
B: Bitch! Plums.
R: I will send the fucking MUF after you!
B: Peter Settman is ugly.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• dysfori
• the
• dreadful
• Peter
• Settman
• muf
• moderaternas
• ungdomsförbund
• moderater

[NitwitDune]

The sims attackerar och det är bara mister Peter Settman som kan rädda oss!

[dysfori]

LOL! XD

[Springforlivet]

Muf är sämst. Lenin är bäst.

[hjalmaren]

Bra improvisation av franska/ryska. Men vad tusan har detta med MUF att göra?