Eazy E - MERRY MUTHAFUCKIN' X-MAS

Lyrics :

[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that cot under the mistletoe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy right top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on her chin ring
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
and then i slide down tha chimney in a pool of cum
a VCR playin some o them porno flicks
give dat to rudolph the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
crack a dough
by the nuts oh
???? fuckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.

[Buck wheat/ Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas]
Buck wheat is a waskal
thats no Chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
fuck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
that Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
but all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
years oh just stay young, bold datin'
singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the sheezy
just spread me a leaf
little kids don't cry
when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.

[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
close the door little bitch
I'm gettin' these draws.

[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don't give a fuck
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
ho ho ho and away I go.

[]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a pole
well wheres this bitch
this muthafuckas cheatin

[Eazy-E]
Shut the fuck up bitches
and go back to sleep.

[Will.I.Am. From Black Eyed Peas]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?

[Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]
yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a nigga will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin' in my window
smokin' up indo
my carin' and high make a high know
yo get out my fuckin yard wit yo carols
so bop it up up up up up up up on a beema
no stoppin at band klan we makin dis shit go down at
christmas tima
the simple sounds of christmas make me jump jump jump
dum diddly dum dum didly dum dum didly didly dum dum


[Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?

[Apl.De.Ap. From Black Eyed Peas]
yo black I want some cash
so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
so here comes da Atban Klan bringin all da sound
[]
pa rump pa pump pump
pa rump pa pump pump

[Every One]
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
and have a fucked up new year (x4)

[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

[Mother]
And they all went to prison
and lived fucked up lives ever after
The End

Category:

Music

Tags:

• EazyE
• eazy
• Merry
• Xmas
• mas
• christmas

[TheX137]

can't wait for christmas, anyone know if there's a censored version, i might want to perform this song than the "usual" christmas songs.

[Cri354]

@TheX137 Its not Eazy E if you censor it

[Warrior216]

You say Soulja Boy, I say Dr Dre

You say Jim Jones, I say Biggie

You say Plies, I say Nas

You say Flo Rida, I say Eminem

You say UNK, I say NWA

You say Lil Wayne, I say 2Pac

You say Chris Brown, I say Snoop Dogg

You say T-Pain, I say Ice Cube

You say Akon, I say Eazy-E

Copy/Paste if you still listen to real hip hop!

[1SWINZ1]

@killenmedskillen1338 who cares who came first, just because sumthing is older dont mean its better.... fuck it, if that was true, then Afrika Bambaataa and dj kool herc are better than everone.. search them... arr, they came out in the 70's man, so it must mean its killing everything out rite now.... lol!

[DUMAH11523]

@killenmedskillen1338 Word up!

[killenmedskillen1338]

@smoke420some420pot sftu muslim

[killenmedskillen1338]

@Warrior216 you say eminem, i say Ice T, first gangster rapper, fu

[smoke420some420pot]

fuck christmas i hate everything about it

[MrEpic100]

merry muthaafuckkin christmas

[TheonlyGJVIC]

Ahahahah :'D merry muthafuckin christmas y'all!

[DejvPFK]

wesołych świąt tępe chuje

[1MC174]

You say Soulja Boy, I say Dr Dre

You say Jim Jones, I say Biggie

I say please shut the fuck up and listen to tha goddamn music and stop saying everything but old school aint hiphop. Idiot. Merry muthafucking christmas!