The worst drug for kids - Oreo (english version)

I'm sorry for the low quality of the voice. If you don't understand the word it says look at this text.

there is a drug, which is spreading very fast.
it is more dangerous than meth, cocaine, lsd, weed, idoser, michael jackson, eroine, harry potter.
The most worryng fact, is that this drug, affects specially the kids.
it is been invented, from an italian scientist, called Piero Barzocchia, who using an emultronic machine, obtained a cookie.
The cookie, if bited, causes hallucinogenic effects.
Piero called it, Oreo, which is the first word he could think to, after he bit the cookie.
Oreo, instantly got a bewildering spread, and today it is used specially by kids.
Even because it is very easy to make.
You just need some white liquid, and two brown pieces of cardboard.
You grab it, and do the immersion.
The number of Oreo addicts is growing.
Even in China.
This drug give you weird, strange, and very strong effects.
Look at this two kids, called Tommy and Junior. We tested Oreo on them.
Tommy has been shocked. He declared, that he saw all the pokemon cheering for him.
Poor Tommy.
The effect is immediate. at the moment that you bite the cookie, unleashing its spores, you trip.
Even Bill Cosby, the well known comedian, had serious problems with this drug.
But today, he finally succeed in saying stop to Oreo.
Instead, gay ass, asshole, piece of shit, usher, still uses this drug.
Now I'm going to translate in english, a recently interview.
I'm tired! I can't go on.
I wake up in the morning and I do oreo.
I walk on the street looking for oreo.
I sing my song of shit, while im thinking to oreo.
I look my dick and i think to oreo.
I started to do the first bites, when i was a kid.
and now i can't stop.
Oreo has a terrible impact, on junkies like me.
This fucking idiot is right.
This drug has a terrible impact on its victims.
Look how this peoples have changed, after a few years of addiction.
They are unrecognizable.
This one, don't look like an human been any more.
But oreo's effects could be worse.
Listen to this man to see how it talks.
And what about him?
His totally gone mad.
That's why we said, don't bite oreo.
be aware of it.
it is an horrible drug which hurts a lot!
I tell you for your health.
Sam. c'mon sam! give me the two brown pieces of cardboard. I need a dose! I don't give a fuck about what I said!
I told you that I do this job just because they pay me. C'mon, be quick!
thanks. yes.
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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• spot
• oreo
• commercial
• drug
• fun
• laugh
• weird

[trisky1234]

mnm mnm. aaah. aaaaiiiiiieooooooorggoooooooou­urgrgrghhh.

[Xleptix]

"EEEEVVVEEEEN IN CHINA!" i will admit i'm an Oreo addict but i control myself by hiding Oreo throughout my house and when i find one i hid it somewhere else.... unless i CRAVE oreo than i eat it; which is 95.76859% of the time

[NinaJovi5642]

I'll tell you what a piece of shit is . A piece of shit is the person who has put this video on youtube. Usher is not a piece shit he's a ace guy!!! Everyone is intitled to an opinion !!!

[cookie9259]

OMG!

[flameboyx182]

lol i just ate an oreo while watching this. strange... and where'd u find that mad hatter lsd pic?

[gumbyzhi]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!! I've been working my ass off, my old man is a jerk, and watching this snapped me right out of my funk!! Genius.... thank you

[HoribiFuckis]

omfg lol

[deadmanzclanleader]

haha thats fresh!

[neverxregretx3]

omg!!!!!!!

[Ticktickbang4]

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