Report: Nobody's Heard From David Blaine In A While, Somebody Should Probably Check If He Died
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That part about the dirt clod in the balls made me crack up
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Debra Mureen is hot
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@TheCaphits They used to do that, but people thought they were boring. Look up earlier similar ones with a different sounding announcer and look at all the complaints.
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It would be funnier without all the swears, because it gives away the fakeness of it all.
There is not one person in the comments who thinks this is real, as opposed to many of their other shows.
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@sonnenlandschule das ist nur nen witz, arschloch
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I love Brooke! She is so funny...
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David Blaine is the man watch his TED talk he is such a boss.
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@sonnenlandschule Maybe you should stay away from The Onion if you don't get the humor.
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@LostMySauce ....Buu! i know how it spells...its just "chatShit"....and WTs the point?..omg! this ameriKKan "humor".... :s
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@sonnenlandschule You know it's spelled "America," right? Bush actually didn't change it to Amerika
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kitsune720 2 months ago 90
he will be back once blainetology is fully matured.
edassan22 2 months ago 37