Close Up: Gordon Ramsay

Mark Sainsbury talks to Gordon Ramsay for Close Up about his driving ambition and his New Zealand dream.

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[AntimatterSemen]

Thumbs up if you've ever fucked CusterCat's hairy $2 slutmom in the asshole (after I'm finished with the cheap whore every night).

[AntimatterSemen]

@TheCusterCat In your 2 years of spamtrolling, you gamma-ray-emitting pedonecrophile ghoul, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome quality humanity has to offer and even discovered a few new ones. And your last post is so incoherent that nobody with an IQ above 80 could make sense of it. It's best for everyone if you leave YT and go back to your usual job of chewing your hairy $2 slutmom's clitoris, stalker-pig. Just some helpful advice for a transsexual stalker like you.

[AntimatterSemen]

@MySuckableToes Custer/Digby, you STILL HAVEN'T THANKED ME for the team of fat, hairy bikers I hired to cornhole the sexual frustration out of your beleaguered asshole. You mud-writhing sequence of birth defects, they told me you wear a pink ballerina tutu during these anal incursions, you milkshake of dung beetle secretions.

[AntimatterSemen]

@MySuckableToes You tender, tranny little anal cyst, you still haven't explained why you wear pink lipstick when you blow horses! Now grow some balls and answer the question, you sexually dubious namby-pamby vegetable! Inquiring minds want to know!

[AntimatterSemen]

@MySuckableToes Time to increase your thorazine dosage, my mincing little closet case bitch. Because nobody can figure out why you wear hot pink lipstick when you blow horses. It's one of those quirks inherent to deformed, inbred heathens like you. Poor little simple lifeform.

[AntimatterSemen]

@MySuckableToes *sigh* Your real problem, CusterCunt, is that you haven't sprouted wings yet to become a real fly; you're still just a shapeless maggot squirming in the roadkill in which you were laid. No matter, I'm still impressed that a maggot's nest like you achieved enough sentience to use a computer keyboard. Pencil-dicked sexual doofus. Time for me to fuck your whoremom again.

[krlinn62]

These posts actually get approved after review?!!!!! Yuck!

[krlinn62]

These posts actually get approved after review?!!!!!

[neephius]

Ha Ha Gordon Ramsay is a Living Legend and I hate all those wankers who cant define work from play. When in the Kitchen work learn and take nothing for granted.

[AntimatterSemen]

@MySuckableToes You genetic mistake of biblical proportions. You stinking little piece of I-don't-know-what rotting in the dumpster of an Alabama trailer park (and even those look like Mensa meetings compared to you). You can't accept that Gordon Ramsay fired you from being his rentboy because he was grossed out by your habits of drinking your own urine and sticking needles in your own chode.

[AntimatterSemen]

@MySuckableToes You mangy, decaying thing, your ego actually stinks of the piss of the very toddlers you molest, you pterodactyl-faced goon. You have swarms of cockroaches crawling over your empty scrotum because that's the only company a birth-defective monstrosity can get when you jack off in the gutter. You infected boil on a salamander's anus.

[AntimatterSemen]

@MySuckableToes You miserable little human cancerous papsmear. I'm GLAD you don't approve of my existence. You don't understand that I simply don't care for the opinion of the swamp-burrowing, trilobite likes of your child-molesting, inhuman, insectile self. You overflowing diaper peeled off a horribly mutated child.