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Siri - Ultimate Combat Assistant

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Published on May 7, 2012

So apparently Siri was originally developed for use in combat situations - well the good boys down at Sneaky Zebra Labs Inc. managed to unlock its core programming.

Siri, Ultimate Combat Assistant or UCA, was meant to be an A.I. capable of any combat situation, equip-able by a HUD it assist the user with such tasks as Gun Statistics displays, Proximity alarms, Predator Vision (TM), Automatic Control & would even tell you the location of the nearest bad guys location.

When Steve Jobs found out about this piece of tech, he brought up the rights & copyrighted it. Stuck it on the latest iPhone to use voice control on iOS & its original design lost forever.

However soon as the Sneaky Zebra Labs Inc. discovered the other side to Siri a group or poorly paid & lacking in skills group of misfit mercenaries have been sent in to take her back.

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Short action film from the Sneaky Zebra, two filmmakers from London.

Shot on a Canon 7D with a 15-85mm & a Sigma 30mm. Using Prolost Flat settings. Edited with Avid, VFX with Adobe After Effects.

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  • clasher55

    clasher55 4 months ago

    this is the first video i have seen from you guys and you are no.1 right now that is so cool =D every one eles that trys doing that fails but that was really cool even the photo bit was funny as hell

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  • sneakyzebra

    sneakyzebra 4 months ago

    Thanks - we aim to entertain

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  • Digimotions

    Digimotions 1 year ago

    So Siri is a program made to assist you in battle. Safe to say that she's Cortana's ancestor?

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  • OhhBiscuits

    OhhBiscuits 1 year ago

    I loved the bit with the photo, that cracked me up X'D

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  • Pieface1014

    Pieface1014 1 month ago

    Amaaaaaziiiiiing

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  • Jeremy Howard

    Jeremy Howard 1 month ago

    This is amazing!! Subscribed!!

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  • TheRevJonnyNemo

    TheRevJonnyNemo 2 months ago

    Somebody at the CIA is taking notes as we speak.

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  • 2345tomson

    2345tomson 2 months ago

    And that explains so much

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    yavor mihalkov 2 months ago

    hahha 

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  • supaman1323

    supaman1323 2 months ago

    Game over

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  • DrgnLord92

    DrgnLord92 2 months ago

    'Predator Mode Engaged'. Classic XD

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  • malrixable

    malrixable 3 months ago

    You guys are the Best

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  • king Schuyler

    king Schuyler 4 months ago

    oh man, THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

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  • Nate Tapsak

    Nate Tapsak 4 months ago

    Ah, yes. The KWA KMP9. Best GBBR ever.

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