Paper Stains

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KROQ's parody of MIA's Paper Planes. Written by DJ Omar Khan and Psycho Mike and sung by the lovely Miss Cleo. I am sure Joe the Plumber would be proud of this.

Lyrics:

I need toilet paper
because my stomach's in pain
Gonna run to the toilet
so I can make chocolate rain
I need to find a bathroom--
I've been waiting all day
To the porcelain god,
I really need to pray

Kids to the pool
I want take 'em
I'm gonna poison your sewer system
Had Mexican for dinner
My stomach's in pain
I'm gonna need a plunger
To unclog my drain

[chorus]
All I wanna do...
...that was a big one
All I wanna do...
...oh it's green

I ate a big burrito
And now I really have to go
Ate way too many
Spicy sausages
Gotta release these chocolate hostages
I wish I just had to pee
But no, I got a bad case of butt coffee

[chorus]
All I wanna do...
...that looks like the letter z
All I wanna do...
...oh there's corn in that one

Had Mexican for dinner
I'm all backed up
Gonna make the pudding
From 2 girls 1 cup
Not number 1 I mean 2
Show me what brown can do for you
In a big log contest
I would probably win
I shouldn't have had all that damn Mexican

P-O-O
Damn I've gotta go
Yeah, I've got more logs than a lumperjack
Now I gotta go do my biz-naz
Dump-a-dump-a-dump-a-dump-a-dump
I've gotta take a dump

...much better

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• Stains
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• MIA
• parody
• Omar
• Khan
• Psycho
• Mike
• MIss
• Cleo
• toilet
• humor
• poo
• poop
• Kevin
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• download
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[frankie4321234]

did you make it up yourself

[congvo]

nope.. written by the staff of KROQ Los Angeles Morning show

[frankie4321234]

that was hillariouse

[gerteryou9]

hahaha my dad brought this up. corn in that one hahahaha

[dylanuribe11]

dont watch it if u dont like it

[Briana022409]

@2010mustang1 Wow... really racist dude...

[freeman3756]

dude that is great definitly made my day

[hugger9]

the humping part disturbs be O-O

[AlexChedda]

"Chocolate Hostages" LMAO!

[kingdede750]

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[Crash8208]

this song is not right...wow..this is fucken disgusting

[zoey2130]

not cool

[uglydollsrok]

the most amzing somg ive everrrr heard :D