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Uploaded by on Oct 17, 2008

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if you like this song, you'll also like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El37oZV9EDw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Fss1WPTLc

KROQ's parody of MIA's Paper Planes. Written by DJ Omar Khan and Psycho Mike and sung by the lovely Miss Cleo. I am sure Joe the Plumber would be proud of this.

Lyrics:

I need toilet paper
because my stomach's in pain
Gonna run to the toilet
so I can make chocolate rain
I need to find a bathroom--
I've been waiting all day
To the porcelain god,
I really need to pray

Kids to the pool
I want take 'em
I'm gonna poison your sewer system
Had Mexican for dinner
My stomach's in pain
I'm gonna need a plunger
To unclog my drain

[chorus]
All I wanna do...
...that was a big one
All I wanna do...
...oh it's green

I ate a big burrito
And now I really have to go
Ate way too many
Spicy sausages
Gotta release these chocolate hostages
I wish I just had to pee
But no, I got a bad case of butt coffee

[chorus]
All I wanna do...
...that looks like the letter z
All I wanna do...
...oh there's corn in that one

Had Mexican for dinner
I'm all backed up
Gonna make the pudding
From 2 girls 1 cup
Not number 1 I mean 2
Show me what brown can do for you
In a big log contest
I would probably win
I shouldn't have had all that damn Mexican

P-O-O
Damn I've gotta go
Yeah, I've got more logs than a lumperjack
Now I gotta go do my biz-naz
Dump-a-dump-a-dump-a-dump-a-dump
I've gotta take a dump

...much better

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  • did you make it up yourself

  • nope.. written by the staff of KROQ Los Angeles Morning show

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  • that was hillariouse

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  • hahaha my dad brought this up. corn in that one hahahaha

  • dont watch it if u dont like it

  • @2010mustang1 Wow... really racist dude...

  • dude that is great definitly made my day

  • the humping part disturbs be O-O

  • "Chocolate Hostages" LMAO!

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  • this song is not right...wow..this is fucken disgusting

  • not cool

  • the most amzing somg ive everrrr heard :D

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