Published on Aug 31, 2012
Gilmore Girls, Season 7 Episode 15, I'm a Kayak, Hear Me Roar.
The maid, Aurora, is afraid and hiding!
RORY: Hi, there.
LORELAI: How you doing? How are you?
AURORA: [quietly] May I take your coats?
LORELAI: Oh. Okay. [Chuckles] Thank you.
AURORA: Um...I t-- I think she's in the living room. I'm not sure. Uh...
LORELAI: What? Her mouth is moving. I can't hear anything. Is something wrong with my ears?
RORY: No, I don't think it's your ears. Poor thing.
LORELAI: This house is a giant Skinner box with Chippendale chairs. Hello?
EMILY: [From the living room] In here!
AURORA: Here's your plate, sir. I hope it's not too hot -- the plate, not the food. [Whispers indistinctly]
RICHARD: I have golf to watch.
EMILY: But Richard you didn't eat a thing. He didn't eat a thing.
LORELAI: Well send something up to him.
EMILY: Send what you just saw yourself Stephan just quite.
LORELAI: Well you could make him something [Emily give Lorelai a look] I mean the maid could, what is her name.
EMILY: Oh I don't know, Aurora I think. I don't know anyway she's hiding apparently, [looking] Aurora? Aurora? Where are you?
LORELAI: The maid is hiding?
EMILY: According to the nurse, but she's useless because she won't do anything that doesn't involve a stethoscope.
LORELAI: I can make something for dad.
EMILY: Oh please!
LORELAI: I can make toast, if the conditions are ideal.
EMILY: He won't eat it, anyway. He'll just snap at me, snapping at everyone in sight. The poor maid quivers every time he comes near her. She just quivers.
LORELAI: Oh that terrible.
EMILY: And his accountant's office keeps calling because he's supposed to be filing an 1120. Who knows what an 1120 is?
LORELAI: I do. It's a federal tax form.
EMILY: [Shouting] Aurora! Well he won't call them back. All he wants to do is watch golf.
LORELAI: What's with all the golf?
EMILY: I have no idea. He just lies there in bed, staring at the TV like a zombie. Everything is falling apart everything is chaotic.
LORELAI: Mom, please, sit down. I'm gonna make you a delicious Mocktail, huh? And then you enjoy that and relax and I'll take care of the chef and I'll make sure that dad takes his medicine so you don't have to worry. Here.
EMILY: Thank you. But I'm going to call Angelique and ask about this 1120.
LORELAI: [Sighs] I'll find aurora. [Shouting comically] Aurora!
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