Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 John Hillerman

John Hillerman tells a joke about Winston Churchill and Lady Aster. Aster tells Churchill that if he were her husband she would put poison in his coffee. He then tells her that he would drink it if he were her husband.

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[fabulousgerro66]

A friend of mine was standing outside the Doctor's Surgery looking worried. I said "Bob are you ok?' He said " No Gerry, I have the big C." "Cancer?" I said No Dyslexia! Now that's funny.

[staporinac]

Wife called her husband:

"where the hell are you????"

"Honey, you know that jewelery shop in wich is that ring you want so much?"

Yes?????

I am in the bar across the street

[fahrzeit1]

Oh come on Higgins. Tea!! Winston said tea!!! It is a british joke and does not work with coffee. You should know that you most british guy from Texas ever. Miss you.

[CatspitProductions]

Is he in Hawaii? Higgins! Come get some Catspit~! ☠

[oldfart387]

@fabulousgerro661 Ok, THAT was funny!

[verziehen]

A guy asks his friend "What is a faux pas?" His friend replies "It's a social blunder, let me give you an example". "The other day at dinner, I said to my mother-in-law "You are a toxic bitch and you've ruined my life", but what I meant to say was "Please pass the salt". You could say that was a faux pas".

[fabulousgerro661]

Right you're a tough audience so here goes! A woman walks into a chemist's shop and says "I want some arsenic to kill my husband!' The chemist replies "Are you crazy? I cant give you arsenic to kill your husband." She reaches into her purse and takes out photographs of her husband and the pharmacists wife in a 'compromising' position. The pharmacist looks at them and says"I didn't realise you had a Prescription!"

[numbtesticle]

@CrispySkateboarding no..that's just you..

[thedarkshitstain]

woah I just missed it. Not going back

[fabulousgerro661]

A man lies in a hospital bed the doctor says I'll have to do more tests. the man says How much will it cost? The Doctor replies $100. The man says ok. The Doc calls in a labrador the dog looks at the man and shakes his head, then the Doc calls in a cat who looks at the man and shakes his head. The Doc tells the patient that will cost you $10.000. It would have been cheaper without the Lab report and Cat scan!

[Toracube]

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