Dr. Dunkenstein Isn't Walking Through That Door

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They're the Stephen to our Alec,
The Casey to our Ben,
The Jeb to our George,
The boys to our men,
They're high on expectations,
And low on quality,
Let's take a moment for,
The late Teddy Kennedy,

We wouldn't want another to live within our state,
When it comes to little brothers the Cardinals are great,
They've got a new arena with a shiny floor,
But Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door,

Poor Rick Pitino,
Must be feeling blue,
Wearing red and white,
If he only knew,
13 years ago,
When he left UK,
How his life would go,
I think he might have stayed,

We wouldn't want another to live within our state,
When it comes to little brothers the Cardinals are great,
They've got a new arena with a shiny floor,
But Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door,

Historic Rupp Arena,
Or Colonel Sanders Yum,
First lady Ashley Judd,
Or Sypher's one and done,
The Puerto Rican coach,
Or Kentucky's Calipari,
When big brother speaks,
To Louisville it's scary,

We wouldn't want another to live within our state,
When it comes to little brothers the Cardinals are great,
They've got a new arena with a shiny floor,
But Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door,
When it comes to talent Pitino needs some more,
But Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door,
Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door

Category:

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Tags:

• kentucky
• wildcats
• louisville
• cardinals
• rick
• pitino
• john
• calipari
• basketball
• ncaa
• final
• four
• march
• madness
• ashley
• judd
• karen
• sypher

[battalio62]

Poor Rick Pitino,

Must be feeling blue,

Wearing red and white,

If he only knew,

13 years ago,

When he left UK,

How his life would go,

I think he might have stayed

[thereapingmaverick]

@cspring Yes because we all know how nice Louisville fans would have been had they won. 

[tylertac]

@hazaratkhan i posted this comment about a year ago my man. get a life.

[hazaratkhan]

@DONALDBAKER3 - 15 seconds ring a bell there?

[hazaratkhan]

@tylertac really, seriously? point being UK vs. Louisville - whats overall basketball win loss record again?

[hazaratkhan]

@officerbarbrady12 really? seriously? i dont see it coming...when? oh tell me, when

[scooter10374]

uk SuckS! Most of their fans don't have running water.

[DangerInWestport]

I can tell why I've never heard of this. It stinks. Horrible tempo, terrible syntax and at least get some one who sing. Is that a Fisher Price, "My First Guitar?" Sounds whiny and small, like what's probably in your pants..

[Deuzday]

@benjaminbutton36 lolwut

[benjaminbutton36]

@Deuzday hey have fun washing that crap off ur hand.

[upinya25]

@DONALDBAKER3 First you need to be lower instate schools like Morehead before you come after the big one

[Deuzday]

@kensucky1 the state of louisville. well here you have it. louisville fans are literally retarded.