Chuck Norris once Bottom Burped so violently he blew a guys wig clean of his head. Chucks cahoonies are so big he hires a dump truck to carry them.The circumference of Chuck's Bell-End was measured as same as the Equator.Chuck is the only man alive that with the longest hair in the human body the eye lash (that is why when ypu pull a hair out your arse your eyes water!) can pull them out without flinching. When Chuck takes a dump they don't hire a plumber they call the Army Bomb Disposal Unit.
@reno93535 here on youtube everyone knows parkour, martial arts knows all culture, and have travel everywhere and knows everyone so its a common thing for you to be that
@rockinroller25 I was a black belt, and runner up at the Santa Monica finals in '84. So I do know a little when I see it, having stduied the Martial Arts for likely longer than you have. Norris was a true champion, 6 times, under the point scoring system. I don't care for Norris or Lee, but facts are facts.
@reno93535 *sigh* your just a Chuck Norris fan boy who knows nothing of true martial arts Bruce Lee created an entire style to what shaped MMA today and inspired all martial arts and those big crowds of people he fought in his films he really did hit them and if you study Bruce Lee you'll see that the film crew had to slow Bruce down and tell him to not go so fast so just get off the Chuck Norris bandwagon and come to realization that Chuck Norris doesnt have shit on Bruce.
@rockinroller25 And that is based on what? His movies? He never fought anybody. "Showing off..." is all Bruce Lee ever did. That's not a knock on him. But he wasn't a real fighter. If I'm wrong, I'd like to see him on film in any true competition. Not just exibition.
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jesseheath22 6 days ago
@davincent98 Bruce Lee told him to lose because it was his movie.
jrzy49 1 month ago
Chuck Norris once Bottom Burped so violently he blew a guys wig clean of his head. Chucks cahoonies are so big he hires a dump truck to carry them.The circumference of Chuck's Bell-End was measured as same as the Equator.Chuck is the only man alive that with the longest hair in the human body the eye lash (that is why when ypu pull a hair out your arse your eyes water!) can pull them out without flinching. When Chuck takes a dump they don't hire a plumber they call the Army Bomb Disposal Unit.
CloudsBeyond 6 months ago
@DoKu69 Of course Chuck Norris Lost. That's why Bruce Lee was taken from us, so Chuck could have no competition.
davincent98 8 months ago
@reno93535 here on youtube everyone knows parkour, martial arts knows all culture, and have travel everywhere and knows everyone so its a common thing for you to be that
rockinroller25 10 months ago
@1982Jigsaw Some Bruce Lee fans think it's real. Hahaha...
reno93535 10 months ago
@DoKu69This isn't a fight. It's acting. That's what Bruce Lee did best. Act. You could probaly kick his ass.
reno93535 10 months ago
@rockinroller25 I was a black belt, and runner up at the Santa Monica finals in '84. So I do know a little when I see it, having stduied the Martial Arts for likely longer than you have. Norris was a true champion, 6 times, under the point scoring system. I don't care for Norris or Lee, but facts are facts.
reno93535 10 months ago
@reno93535 *sigh* your just a Chuck Norris fan boy who knows nothing of true martial arts Bruce Lee created an entire style to what shaped MMA today and inspired all martial arts and those big crowds of people he fought in his films he really did hit them and if you study Bruce Lee you'll see that the film crew had to slow Bruce down and tell him to not go so fast so just get off the Chuck Norris bandwagon and come to realization that Chuck Norris doesnt have shit on Bruce.
rockinroller25 10 months ago
@rockinroller25 And that is based on what? His movies? He never fought anybody. "Showing off..." is all Bruce Lee ever did. That's not a knock on him. But he wasn't a real fighter. If I'm wrong, I'd like to see him on film in any true competition. Not just exibition.
reno93535 10 months ago