When Chimpanzees Attack!

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Chimp Attack: http://tinyurl.com/aexet9

One legged idiot: http://tinyurl.com/aperwx

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[bassist1O1]

this is too much like a wannabe FLuffeeTalks. almost everything is the same. little clip of this dude, then the intro, then the news stories with all the cuts and then a comment rate subscribe clip at the end. c'mon man, be more original.

[bigwhiteseth]

And you're too much like every other wannabe musician on YouTube.

So what?

[johnny9148]

don't be white trash. people accept lower standards. don't be part of the problem be the solution on planet terror 2009

[bigwhiteseth]

Right.  Because I'm obviously drinking pabst blue ribbon, watching nascar, and living off the government, you ignorant fuck.

[juniorMilenko]

a chimpanzee has 10x the strength of a human, and a retard has 2x the strength of a normal person. so if u ever see a retarded chimp, FUCKING RUN!!!!!!!

[87imastar]

We need to accept that some animals are UNacceptable as pets. Lions, tigers, bears, gorillas are not safe in a home. These are strong creatures who can't comprehend Stop That or No Sweetie, dnt do that. Its not in their nature to calm down & breath when angry or irritated.

[bithlocracker]

omg!!i see his hair!!

[Frankwolf100]

MAGIC TICKET MY ASS MCBAINE!

[ClintL63]

This old lady was sleeping with this monkey; was she fuckin the monkey? she seemed more upset the goddam monkey was dead than her friend getting ripped apart

[AnarchyRules25]

@bassist1O1 You are an idiot. Make you own videos before you bitch at other people for theirs.

[WhySoSerious998]

Listen bitch, chimps belong in the WILD. THE WILD. I'll accept a zoo that provides a wide-open enclosure with plenty of food and medical attention, but a house? I don't think a woman who feeds the animal an ENTIRE bottle of zanex to calm it down has any idea how to tend to an animal. "Hey can you come over and help me get my PET CHIMPANZEE back inside?" WHAT THE FUCK BITCH?

[Omega3chimp]

just feed them a bunch of omega 3.

[Omega3chimp]

Dr. Raine found evidence from a 2002 study conducted on 321 young English prisoners who took Omega 3 fatty acid supplements for at least two weeks. Violent behaviors decreased by 35% for five weeks. So what if chimps were feed omega 3?

[WilliamGRyan]

It's generally accepted they are about 6-7x as strong as a human counterpart. They also have toes that are effectively fingers and have a serious set of teeth. Owners will remove their teeth, use shock collars etc, all of which can wokr, but if you get caught slipping, someone's going to be very unhappy.

[Dante1333]

Honestly idk why anybody would want a Chimp as a pet, they are all muscle, no body fat on them which makes them way stronger then humans, also they are jealous as hell and very territorial, those traits with said strength means that there is only a few ways to stop them when they attack, either tranq them or a bullet to the skull for usually by the time you get them calmed down or shoed away the damage is far worse then going with the first two options.