Top 10 Signs You're A Christian Fundamentalist

If you're easily offended, that's a shame.

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[eastariel]

This video made me laugh at something that usually makes me cry. So much cruelty has been inflicted by religious extremists who are frightened to think, frightened to question the dogma that enslaves them. They sacrifice morals for doctrines they don't even understand, deciding that the ends justify their cruel means.

"As soon as we lose the moral basis, we cease to be religious. There is no such thing as religion over-riding morality." ~ Mohandas Gandhi

[whippersnippingprick]

best way to troll christfags:

1. go to any christian related video with 665 comments (skip to 3) or less

2. wait for the 665th comment

3. type up "666th COMMENT!" and hit enter

4. ???

5. PROFIT

[TheShiors]

See...??? Favorite threat of HELL... I wonder where does that supposedly "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBORS AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF" apply? Quoted from the text you wrote, it's obvious you cant wait all of us non-believers to burn in hell forever...while you and other hypocrites sit comfortably in the Magical Palace of heaven watching.. That's the foremost reason I became Ex-Tian. Can't stand the Self-Righteousness in Xtian and Self-destruction of its teachings in my inquisitive mind.

[TheShiors]

@Burntshmallow LOL...haahhahaaa...that's so true for me too...

[Willsuitt1]

@sarashitzu I don't think religion is bad, but when people large part of some evangelical cult it gets out of control. Hell is not real by the way.

[Burntshmallow]

@sarashitzu I may be going to hell... But your hell does not scare me... I have family reunions.

[sarashitzu]

When I committed my life to Jesus it wasn't in a group like what you talk about, you obviously haven't been around the right people or more likely you are just looking desperately for a reason not to believe so you watch a few fakes on tv and happily deside that thats what we are about, then maybe you go into a radical fundamentalist church or have a few biblically iliterate christian aquantances that you purposefully provoke and there you are, you sit back comfortable while hell awaits.

[sarashitzu]

A fundamentalist christian is someone who recognizes that they can't do this life on their own but have a viod in their lives, when exposed to the teachings of Christ, they see that they need Him in their lives, and you haters can think its a crutch if you want thats fine let me have the Jesus crutch and you can go it alone see how well you do on the judgement day, you won't have your little athiest friends to hold your hand, Jesus the one you mock will be the judge. Jesus is Lord.

[sarashitzu]

You don't even know what you are talking about we don't turn purple for any reason, talk about bias and ignorance this video makes me laugh because the only people who seem to turn purple when someone doesn't agree are the unbelievers who can't tolerate someone who believes differently then they do you know the ones, they preach tolerance for those who believe differently but when put to the test they show their true colours, purple LOL, we are simply people who gave our hearts to Jesus.

[tstruss912]

"A fanatic is a person who can't change his mind and won't change the subject"

--Winston Churchill

[pyrocubed]

The funniest argument I've heard from a christian for the world being more than 6,000 years old is that god created the world with age.

At some point, they surely must realise how ridiculous they sound.