The Sopchoppy Rap
Strawberry shorty and queen bee comin at ya
Like a fly swater anda potata masha
White as the paper that you write on
we be watchin what you do from our front lawn
Don't hate though we be from a small town
A river runs through and its dark brown
life don't move like a freeway
We shuckin corn, snappin beans on a Saturday
Easy movin freezy grooving slow ways
Driving on the tractor we'll be getting rays
IGA shoppin speed is droppin See my cousins down town
Lots of geezers, pollen sneezers, not much crime is goin down
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Ghetto Livin' Ghetto strife
Aint got nothing on this mellow life
Hand me down overalls
don't say yo just say y'all
I moved to Tallahassee but my peeps are still there
I end up comin often so my mom can dye my hair
My boyfriend 's Filipino so it give me street cred
But the rednecks take a look and wanna shoot him dead
I dabbled in country, I dabbled in rock
I Found out R&b is better than pop
They call me mamacita in mexico
But when I come to Sopchoppy they know me by my hoe
Neva comin back to mow the lawn
neva comin back to sing along
neva comin back to vacuum
neva comin back to raccoons
neva comin back to bait a hook
maybe comin back to write a book
neva comin back to shoot a pig
neva comin back to ride a rig
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I came for a visit to this small town
And a barefooted Wildman started courting me down
Hillybilly redneck he'd be runnin to the hills
when my yankee father flew down talkin bout bills
My mom's name is Sheryl, my Dad's name is Donnie
They like to go on cruises and eat manicotti
My hillbilly man has some really good folks
They collect antiques that are real dope
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Amazing.
nataliemarie404 8 months ago