Tales from the crypt : Bordello of blood - 1/6

A man called Vincent (Phil Fondacaro) and his associates are exploring a forest, until they find a cave containing a coffin with the skeleton of Lilith, the mother of all vampires. Vincent takes a box out of his pocket, which contains the four sections of Lilith's heart. He puts it in her body, and she rapidly begins reanimating. After coming back to life, she rips the hearts out of the associates and goes after Vincent, who produces the key artifact seen in Demon Knight. Lilith promises to Vincent that if she can have the last man in the room to eat, she will behave for him. Vincent complies.

The Cryptkeeper is having lunch with the Mummy (William Sadler), who is boring the Cryptkeeper about his life in the film industry. The Mummy challenges the Crypt Keeper to a contest of rock, paper, scissors which the Mummy wins, and he slices off the Keeper's hand with a meat cleaver. The Cryptkeeper laughs (as it didn't hurt him at all) and the Mummy gets ready for the next round. The Cryptkeeper addresses the audience, and the movie continues.

Katherine (Erika Eleniak) lives with her delinquent brother Caleb (Corey Feldman). When he goes missing, Katherine visits the police to ask them to look for him, to no avail. Katherine reluctantly hires Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller), a cynical and sarcastic private investigator whose office is an old adult movie theater, to look for Caleb. Rafe uncovers a brothel in a funeral home being run by vampires, where the money from the clients that visit the brothel is put towards a major Christian organization. Meanwhile, Vincent destroys the key so Lilith is now immortal.

Katherine gets kidnapped when they fall for a trap set up by the now-vampiric Caleb. Rafe kills Vincent and fills some Super Soakers with holy water, and he and Reverend J.C. Current (Chris Sarandon) enter the brothel, burning all the vampires. They find Lilith, and soon Current is killed by a knife in the heart, and Lilith also breaks his hand. Meanwhile, Rafe finds Caleb and uses the Super Soaker on him. Caleb's body is burned, and he falls to the ground.

Rafe rescues Katherine. Back at the church, while shooting a documentary, Lilith returns, leaving a bloody trail. Rafe cuts her heart back into four parts, as that is the only thing that can destroy her, once the parts are out of her body. Rafe is about to be killed by Lilith when Katherine grabs a trident and stabs Lilith's heart out. Lilith's body burns to bone, and Katherine and Rafe leave.

After locking away the box with the hearts in it, Rafe and Katherine sit in Rafe's car. Rafe begins to fondle Katherine, when he asks "What's that perfume you're wearing?" He pulls back her skirt to find a pair of bite-marks on her thigh, where she was presumably bitten by Lilith. Katherine replies, "It's not perfume. It's sunblock." Then she quickly reveals her fangs as she bites into Rafe's neck. The camera cranes upwards as we hear Rafe screaming.

Category:

Film & Animation

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• bordello of blood movie part
• tales from the crypt movies
• demon knight movie part
• horror movies

[ItTastesGood]

I remember watching this as a kid...never saw this as any sort of satire or comedy in any way, this scared the living shit out of me, especially the intro. Now that I look at it, its hilarious.

[fentaar2]

he kinda looks like a mini chuck norris.

[MetallicaGX]

@jigoosy it's Phil Fondacaro

[glowworm2]

True story, when I was seven years old, my mother took my older brother and I to see Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I had already seen the movie earlier at summer camp and was confused when I saw different trailers beforehand. Then this movie appeared on the big screen. I told my mother that they put on the wrong movie--she assured me it was just a preview. It wasn't--and I was totally grossed out when the little guy pulled out that heart. As an adult, I find this incident to be funny.

[sexyjameel]

Wow...so how did that guy get the key from demon knight?? I know he didn't kill jada??? They shouldn't of left that as unexplained and a cliffhanger... DEMON KNIGHT WAS THE BEST.!!! A DEFINITE CLASSIC.!!

[fullmetalkunai67]

@melperry1000 oooh i could swear they were the same guy haha

[MrCHRISVELAS]

I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

[nelly6841]

OMG!! you are right he looks like Chuck Norris

[jackdrwpc]

omfg finally found these old episodes. I used to and still do absolutely LOVE them. Thanks for uploading!xo

[Tyraidx823]

Is it weird that I found that vampire attractive ?

[melperry1000]

@fullmetalkunai67 no he did n the mummy and death were played by the same guy

[fullmetalkunai67]

in the early opening when the crytpt keeper had a rock paper scissor contest with the mummy didnt he do that same thing with death....or am i just seeing things