Curb Your Enthusiasm: Pissing on Jesus

Bill Donohue hates this, which means you automatically love it, regardless.

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Comedy

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• jesus
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I can only imagine what would happen if a drunken Christian peed on the side of the wall at a Jewish temple. Not only would the actor, writer, director and the entire crew be sued by the ADL, this video would be treated pretty much like kiddie porn on the Internet. It would be a crime, even just to view it. But here we are in Jewville, the Jewish States of America with the Amendment of Freedom to Piss on the Crucifix as part of Jew's Civil Rights.

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@qw2589 In biblical times they were simply called Jews.

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@equimanthorn1976 In the Book of Revelation, which being so learned I am sure you are aware of it. Revelation is about the end of the world. The Messiah will come again and so will Satan. The Messiah will come to judge and Satan will come to execute the judgment. In Revelations it is not clear if this ending would happen all at once or over several periods of time. So it is possible that the Holocaust was part of Revelation, God's reckoning with the Jews for the death of Jesus.

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@equimanthorn1976 So go report me for this hate speech. Yeah, you go call your uncle in the FBI. They are not too busy now since Bin Laden is dead so they need a little extra work in between the donut and pizza runs. So you go tattle tale to the feds that I am calling you names. Come and kill me? Like I said, I am a Christian and the Christian commandment is "Thou Shalt Not Kill." Jews have a different way of interpreting that. I am sure you would not feel any remorse to kill me.

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@equimanthorn1976 Take for example Pope Benedict. Nazi? What if I was to tell you that as a youth I wore a German uniform. Oh, you must forgive me because if I didn't join the Hitler Youth, they would have killed me. So forgive me for patrolling your ghetto and telling the troops where to find the Jews. It could have been family members of yours.

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@equimanthorn1976 So you call me a Nazi, like you call me a retard, knowing that it isn't really true. I suppose that if you saw a retarded person you would not be so glib with the comments. "Hey, retard, need a drool cup there buddy." No, that would be much too sloppy for someone like you. Jews do not treat those who are inferior to them like that. You don't go around shoving retards into the ovens like the Nazis did even though you pride yourself in being smarter than they are.

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@equimanthorn1976 Nazis. Oh yes. The bad people.The unforgiven and the unforgivable. Not that Jews are known for their forgiveness. This is something Jesus preached about often. Love your enemy. Forgive those who wrong you. Sounds so easy when a Christian must forgive a Jew for fucking his wife. Not so easy when a Jew is asked to forgive a Nazi.

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@equimanthorn1976 And speaking of getting laid, there is no end to how Jews sexually satisfy themselves. Take for instance the perverted and unsanitary way in which Jews circumcise little boys. What is it that they do putting their mouths down at the little boys genitals. You Jews have such a variety of ways to get laid that Christians like me cannot begin to fathom. I hope that my neighbor with goats and sheep is safe from you should you decide you need to spice up your sex life.

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@equimanthorn1976 So it is okay for a Jew to call someone retard because you are a minority and you have certain ghetto privileges that a white person, unlike you, does not have. Too bad I am not some olive skinned Semite from Africa that I do not have such privileges as an "underprivileged" person. You think you are so smart but without Affirmative Action quotas you would be playing cards with Uncle Irving back in the ghetto. Isn't that right, Jew?

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@equimanthorn1976 Retard? What if I was mentally retarded? Do you say such things to the mentally challenged? It seems as if diversity only extends to how others treat you. Typical Jewish behavior. Don't make fun of Jews,but retards are fair game. Now Kike, I can call you that because I don't really mean anything hateful. Isn't it whether or not a person is offended by the remark? Isn't that how you Jews treat the racist and hateful Gentiles?