Mineralogy Rap by Miss Jane & DJ STooF featuring The Geology Boys

University of Pittsburgh students show off their knowledge of mineralogy in a rap featuring Miss Jane & DJ STooF and The Geology Boys. DJ Biotitte-ite-itee-itee-iteee

Lettt's get down to bismuth..

theres no minerals dat i dont know
ive seen more rocks even more than a back-hoe
i've seen Quartz, feldspar, man im so ill-menite
never wrong girl i am always dio-rite
im the schist its rly unmistakable
these kinda skills are jus not obtainable
my rhymes are hazardous, just like asbestos
when it comes to these beats i dealwith nothing-but-the-best, us
rainin em down like a pyroclastic flow
knowing chem. formulas that no human should know

im a 10 on the Moh's, im of the highest rank
Oh yea, b. stewart you can take that to the bank
BANK..BANK...

Geology Boys:

im geologically unstoppable
like a volcano im improabable
if u want some, come gyp-sum
its not that hard makin you look like corun-dumb
these beats are so creamy
shout out to bobbak karimi
my knowledge is exclusive, like extinction, i'm elusive
confidence so intrusive and to a streak plate i'm abusive
i got 99 problems and they're all in mineralogy
straight B's in this class, now i'm flyin' home free
there's something about me that you oughtta know
i use rock every time i play ro-sham-bo
is amphibole mica? or plagioclase?
welcome to thaw hall, us geo majors run this place!!!
but nevertheless i jus rock it erryday
word to piazza, dj stoof, and dr. jay

Miss Jane & DJ STooF:
Minerals
Such a gem by definition
Now let's go through the structure and composition
That's my mission
This rap ain't no bluster
You better brush up because you seem to lack luster
Follow this demonstration as a careful navigation
But there are tons of classifications for the general correlations of
Minerals
Don't you even call them rocks
Crystalline structure and composition on lock
Let's start with diamond, a girl's best friend
On the Moh's scale it rates a perfect 10
And don't pretend that you can trick me pyrite
I'm no fool about gold, I know how to buy right

Kyanite, sillimanite, wait a minute
Don't forget to put andalusite in it
Metamorphic, same formula, different structure
Catch igneous rocks chillin in a volcanic rupture
Magnesium and iron rich, that's so mafic
My Stephanite makes them boys sound basic
Extrusive rhyolite, intrusive granite
Back to intermediate where you can stand it
Sulfides, halides, carbonates,
Cyclo, tecto, soro, neso, ino, phyllo-silicates
Hey Miss Jane, can you relate? To
Minerals

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Music

Tags:

• Miss Jane & DJ STooF
• mineralogy
• geology
• rap

[bobbygonowhere]

Yup...this is...yea...just...wow. Okay, that's all I got...Except that half the time you are looking through a microscope, there are no slides on the stage!