SEE THE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO FOOTAGE! Charlie Sheen's infamous Radio Rant with Alex Jones -- Charlie is clearly being coached during his phone interview by his publicist, Nigel Bramley.
Charlie Sheen called into a nationally syndicated radio show on Thursday and unleashed a shocking rant in which he attacked Alcoholics Anonymous and Chuck Lorre, the creator of his hit CBS show, "Two and a Half Men."
Charlie later took his Crazy to Good Morning America and The Today Show.
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Below is the actual radio transcript (excerpted):
Charlie Sheen: ... Let's get to more ... you know ... contemporary stuff, 'cause just what's going on ... and people are so ... you know ... mystified by this odyssey that refuses to stop calling itself 'Charlie Sheen'. You know, here's your first pee test. Next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high .... It's all good. It's all good, guys. Quit panicking. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment.
Jones: Oh, we're live. Charlie ... speaking of that, the media ... you don't want to go there. You don't ever want to defend yourself, but you've told me privately that most of the stuff ... most of the names ... it's not true. But what is going on with the women in your life?
Sheen: The goddesses? Alex, the goddesses .... Let me just say this about the goddesses: I don't believe the term is good enough ... is good enough ... but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available, right?
Sheen: So if you think about it, dude, it's like I'm 0-for-3 with marriage, with ne'er an excuse. But like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart ... of the hearts. And you know, to sully and to contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and the bible grippers.
Sheen: THE BIBLE GRIPPERS! .... And then, I just got to add this: There was a whole firestorm yesterday about Brooke being, you know, a part of our crew. And let me just say this ... this is all I'm gonna say about it: Where there were four ... there are now three. Goodbye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels ... you're gonna need it ... badly... So ....
Sheen: No. She's not there now. And we are and, I don't know, winning?... Anyone? .... (long silence) .... Rhymes with winning? .... Anyone? .... Yeah, that would be us.
I think it was Nails that said I was really, really flattered, 'cause he got it right. And I'm not ... you know, he might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets, you know? I am battle-tested bayonets, bro. And you know, I'm tired ... I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning every second .... And I'm not perfect and bitchin', and just delivering the goods at every frickin' turn. Because ... look at what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. You know? Dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and their stupidity and .... (sighs) You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?
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1 guy on the phone altering charlie sheens quotes and another guy giving him cocaine and telling him what to say...hilarious ¬_¬
iluvguildwars12 2 months ago
Great satire. :P Also, some idiot made a comment on here where this person is saying that you guys are riding on Charlie's coattails. Ironic since Charlie wouldn't be were he is if it wasn't for his father, well known actor, Martin Sheen. :P
drvenkman1981 3 months ago
This is the most BRIILLIANT piece of satire writing I've ever heard... brilliant.... you guys are so talented.
FuckObama2010 4 months ago
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lunarboy777 6 months ago
ll why making fun of charlie its not funny at all -.-
Ikazu1991 7 months ago
SO....MUCH.....COCAINE
MrProphetofdoom 8 months ago
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MrHLGNinja 8 months ago
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Dharma818 8 months ago
I sincerely hope that you are able to fine something useful to do with your lives. After seeing this video, I think it will be an uphill climb. Grade school level cheap shots are not in much demand. If you practice the phrase "Would you like fries with your order?", I predict you'll have a chance to finally get into a useful occupation.
OutaSynch 8 months ago
@OutaSynch You messed up the line...
monkeys350 8 months ago