Hey youtubers, it's Thursday, and here's a photo. What you're looking at is a pretty big junior college right near where I live. I'm trying to learn more 3d modeling, which is very relevant to what I do now. Anyway, so I just started there, and do you know what I realize? I must be really good at going to college, because this is actually my fifth. For real. And actually, it makes me think that I'm pretty well versed in this whole idea of college.
I've been to the big universities, online schools, I've taken classes for a hobby at another junior college, and to small private schools that are as small and private as they get. What I'm trying to say is, I've done that college thing.
I've partied with frat kids, dorm kids, walked uphill both ways, I've had more part-time jobs than years I've been alive, I've binge drank, projectile vomited, and few other incriminating things. I've majored in biology, economics, was almost kicked out at one school and passed with flying colors at another, I have a degrees in criminology, interior design, and an MBA. I've been screwed by administrators, have had incompetent professors, lousy roommates, crummy apartments and degenerate neighbors. I've skipped class to go to the beach, or because I wanted to sleep, play video games, or watch pokemon.
I've interned, I've volunteered, I've been in clubs and associations. I've been stranded, broke, I've counseled high school kids about college, and from goth girls to born again Christians, I've had more than my fair share of complicated bipartisan relationships. I never studied abroad, but I am an immigrant, so I think that counts.
So looking back, it makes me think, oh god, I've become this college connoisseur, if there is such a thing. And really, I'm not one of these people who particularly enjoys college, especially this time around. I'm going back, pretty grudgingly, because I need to learn something. So there I was at my first day. I'm walking across the campus, and there are all these people that are fresh-out-of high-school, and you can spot them by how eager they look. Which in comparison, you see this right here? What you're seeing there is the glazed look of death.
And it's like this when you get older. You go to a place where there's a bunch of younger people, and you can't help but think to yourself, goddamn! these kids don't know crap. In my day, blah blah blah, and on it goes. Another thing about being older, you're closer to death, so you're a lot less patient. So when some kid asked me the other day, excuse me, do you know where the science building is? My reply was "there's a map over there" I mean seriously, can you just figure it out please?
So I get to my class. It's the first day and I know what's coming. I'm thinking to myself, let's just this show on the road. It's a lecture-studio, yeah yeah yeah, The desk I'm sitting at is also a drafting table, which is something I've used a bunch of times. People file in and they look like design students. And yeah I know the type. The professor arrives and dillydallies for the first ten minutes. He walks like an architect, oh, he's one of those. And then he writes a quick agenda on the white board, syllabus, introduction, course description, business as usual, the same old same old first day thing that I've done at a thousand other college classes.
Right up to the point until I realize, I'm in the wrong class. Right room, Wrong day. Which is not that minor of a detail. So we're about 15 minutes in when I realize that I'm the first idiot. So I leave. I explain to the professor my mistake, and I kind of just, slink out of there. And the worst part is, I was sitting next to this girl, and she was pretty hot. I even made her laugh a little. But so much for that. And this is just what happens. You see this right here? That's just what life does to you.
So here's the new chair. The next one's going to be for Brayton Hughes. So don't for get to subscribe, leave a comment, thumbs up this video and I'll see yall next time.
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DUDE, HOW ARE YOU NOT MORE POPULAR? THIS WAS HILARIOUS AND SO TRUE. 10 MINUTES OF A PROFESSOR THINKING HE'S BADASS BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS, HAHAHAHA.
PowerHeal 1 year ago
Awesome man, your just my style.
MrBranboom 1 year ago