Water Dispensing Tab Song

Lyrics:
V1
I'm only here for you--in the middle of this mess
I'm only here to quench your thirst
It's not my fault that when I'm pressed
a little juice comes out first
Br
it's just so embarrassing
you standing right there, staring right through me
all I want is for you to use me
I may be free, but I'm not cheap!
C
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
where nobody notices me
No colorful logo, no fizzy flow
on this soft drink machine
Got it pretty bad
I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab
V2
I'm a little guy--with insecurities
I ain't got what these other guys give
But what I lack in pizzazz, I make up in purity
Please- Just touch me and we'll live
Br
it's just so embarrassing
Hi-C or Minute Maid looking down on me!
carbonation's overated!
and baby, I givin you no calories!
C
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
not very prominent
who knew I'd falter, when bottled water
became so dominant
Got it pretty bad
I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rhettandlink
• song
• funny
• water
• coke
• pepsi
• soft
• drink

[ChelseaIsKewl]

link has the prettiest eyes (:

[elenae10]

Aw Link's eyes are so PRETTY!

[bacontoastyummy234]

um iv never seen the water tab despinser

[saw4x]

You guys could sing about dirt and I would love it.

[iamyourdestiny132]

Aww this makes me want to use the Water Dispensing Tab </3 lol

[bandgirl65]

Oh my gosh I LOVE Link's eyes!!

[16slt516]

awh next time I go to one of those I'll get water.. poor guy. ;(

[ackbarfan13]

What's up with the green screen? Was there a background?

[jabulanigirl14]

Link's eyes are so pretty!!!!

[fagoogaliegirl]

Do you two discuss the random things that you're going to do before you record a video like this?

"and I'll keep getting close to the camera so everyone can see my pretty eyes"

...we're onto you, link

[free2Bme151]

i bet it looked pretty weird when they taking pictures of the soda fountain.

[cuddlekitten16]

@asideofsarcasm

lol yes! =)