Achmed the dead terrorist singing "Jingle bombs"

Jeff Dunham's Achmed singing "Jingle Bombs"
Song text; (PLEASE COMMENT)

Dashing trough the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
I got a nasty plan, for Christmas in irak!
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by U.S. military

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, a mine blew up U.C.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden Promised me?

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, your soldier shot me dead
the only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head.

I used to be a men, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling of
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a Conviniant Stored Nine Clerk(?)

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm there or I kill you!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Guitar
• hero
• guy
• halo
• Jeff
• dunham
• achmed
• jingle
• bombs
• bomb
• ventrilaquist
• stand-up
• lol
• funny
• dead
• terroris

[DDrengen]

OMG! i love this guy! :D

[arodrodrigez]

FREAKIN AWESOME

[nathan51141]

U racist bastard lollolololololololol

[araeLSnoble7]

"Hey you know that xbox game guitar hero, I'd kick ur ass!" *plays guitar* "okay maybe at Halo" LMFAO!

[houstonemanny]

XD

[blazejames47]

DURRHURR HURR

[rsnoob98]

1 person got jingle bombed

[Feelsupernice]

Legendary Awesome! Love him :D

[craiglouden]

love this

[craiglouden]

This is so funny Always makes me laugh

[derZocker1]

Lol silence night

[george86FR]

Freakin' awesome! Achmed for president!