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Vodafail The Musical / Telephone - A Tribute to 3 & Vodafone Australia (BY TV LIVE ON STAGE)

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Uploaded on Apr 18, 2011

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CONCEPT, LYRICS & VISUAL - COPYRIGHT 2011 TV LIVE ON STAGE.


LYRICS:

Hello, hello, baby you called? I can't hear a thing.
I aint got no service yet again you see, see.
What? (What?) What did you say? You keep breaking up on me!
No my phone is not f****d up, it's cuz I'm with 3!
Cuz I'm with 3, Cuz I'm with 3.
No my phone is not f****d up it's cuz I'm with 3...

Just a second, let me try another room, ok?
Maybe if I wave it around I might hear what you say.
Should have gone with Telstra when they had that awesome plan.
It's not like I'm out in the sticks - I live in Prahran!

Stop buzzin', stop cuttin' out mid call and pending my texts,
Can't change my status or send an MMS!

Stop roaming, stop droppin' on handsfree when I'm in my car,
I swear this phone's never had more than 2 bars!

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay I don't mean to complain.
For God's sake, this is a Vodafail!

Sounds waves in the air and they fly everywhere,
But they just never reach my telephone.

Contracts are a trap, data charged to my cap,
Still as crap even now you're with Vodafone

You can call if you want, but chance is I'm not,
Gonna hear a lot on this telephone.

Cuz I've signed with these c***s for 24 months,
Guess I'm stuck with bloody 3 and Vodafone!

[SPOKEN SCENE]

Now go and get your manager, cuz this guy's gonna blast ya!
This modem's a disaster, a pigeon would be faster!
I can't get on my wireless, I have to use my neighbour's,
Can't even use my Twitter, I swear I'm gonna hit ya!!

Don't wanna be a ball breaker, but here's the honest thing,
I get better reception with two cans and some string.

I've tried and tried to call them for my cancellation,
But the guy I get put through to's from another nation,
Another nation, another nation,
The guy I get put though to's from another nation...

Stop buzzin', stop cuttin' out mid call and pending my texts,
Can't change my status or send an MMS!

Stop roaming, stop droppin ' on handsfree when I'm in my car,
I swear this phone's never had more than 2 bars.

Stop sayin', stop tellin' me "emergency calls only"
I'm gone to roaming when I'm just in New Quay!

Stop fuzzin' stop buzzin', I don't want to talk to Mumbai,
Can't use my free 3 to 3, this shit wont fly!
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay I don't mean to complain.
For God's sake this is a Vodafail!

Sounds waves in the air and they fly everywhere,
But they just never reach my telephone.

Contracts are a trap, data charged to my cap,
Still as crap even now you're with Vodafone.

You can call if you want, but chance is I'm not,
Gonna hear a lot on this telephone.

Cuz I've signed with these c***s for 24 months,
Guess I'm stuck with bloody 3 and Vodafone!

My telephone! On 3 and Vodafone!
Cuz I've signed with these c**ts for 24 months,
Guess I'm stuck with bloody 3 and Vodafone!!
My telephone! On 3 and Vodafone!

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