Christian Sex Tutorial

Hark! When it comes to sex, Mrs. Betty Bowers does the most disgusting thing to Republicans: She talks about it! Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian and host of The No Sin Zone, answers the calls of curious sinners everywhere who seek her tart, sage advice.

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[Idlemindswander]

Betty you better hope Jesus dosen't exist. No, not because he would send you to hell, because that perverted fuck would be so turned on by your filthy mind that he would never let you get any sleep.

[asynkronos]

Rofl...Mrs Betty Bowers reminds me of a 'good woman' I knew whose uber-Christian family were big Reagan and Bush supporters. She cheated on all three of her husbands, drank like a fish, popped pills like candy and prayed about what diamonds and yachts to buy. Her brothers were no better. I have never known a rich neocon Christian who followed the teachings of Jesus. People who claim to speak for invisible warlords and sadistic perverts in the sky need padded cells, not seats in Congress.

[PestoPosta]

... I think I love you. :D

[skypagan1]

@solomonvirgy O-O Dinosaurs

[horang106]

@kiasta thats true i take back my comment lol

[BrunhildaSwecker]

actually, since jesus/yahwah didn't ask mary before sex, He raped his mother to conceive himself.

[solomonvirgy]

@Kiasta If that is your conviction and perception of the bible, then so be it. If my master and Savior LORD JESUS is a puppet then HE wouldn’t have died on the cross in-vain to save a Muppet like you.

[solomonvirgy]

@Kiasta The bible is full of truth, truth about how the created creature of GOD became a creep due to their disobedient causing chaos and crime among each other and to save them whom HE has created in HIS image. HE loved them so much, GOD sent HIS son JESUS to save them from their sin and shame and HE gave them all who received HIM, to those who believed in HIS name, HE gave them right to become children of GOD and restored them to HIS righteousness, including you.

[solomonvirgy]

@Kiasta The bible is full of truth, truth about how the created creature of GOD became a creep due to their disobedient causing chaos and crime among each other and to save them whom HE has created in HIS image. HE loved them so much, GOD sent HIS son JESUS to save them from their sin and shame and HE gave them all who received HIM, to those who believed in HIS name, HE gave them right to become children of GOD and restored them to HIS righteousness, including you.

[solomonvirgy]

@Kiasta I believe that you don’t believe in what I believe, why don’t you read and believe the “Blood- Ink-Thing” which will cleanse and purify your blood, body and thoughts.

[kiasta]

@solomonvirgy Your logic makes no sense, you want to believe in the bible only because your puppet master tells you that you have to but you fail to even open your mind enough to realize that the bible is full of hateful, racist, disgusting smut that should be illegal to anyone under the age of 18. If you don't believe me why don't you actually read the bloody thing.

[kiasta]

@horang106 Murdering was rampant in the bible... perhaps you've never read it but I'm pretty sure that it's okay to be a murderer and a christian (at least murdering in god's name was okay, just read the old testament).