Santa Baby Parody (Dumpster Baby)

A little parody I wrote for Greenrabbit and the spirit of Christmas.
Some mothafuckin lyrics below

Dumpster Baby, from another teen pregnancy, For me.
Get the A1 steak sauce, Dumpster baby,
I found it in the dumpster tonight.

Dumpster Baby, gonna make some fresh baby stew,
For you.
Cooking it just right for you dear,
Dumpster Baby, I found it in the dumpster tonight.

Think of all the fun you'll miss,
They threw you away like a piece of shit,
I dug you out because you taste so good,
I'll eat you while I watch Schindler's List,

Dumpster Baby, put it in a pot,
And cook it real hot, before it rots,
Serve it up with french fries and beer,
Dumpster Baby, I found it in the dumpster tonight.

Dumpster Baby, there's one thing I really do need,
Before we eat
Pickle you in a jar of brine,
Dumpster Baby, I found it in the dumpster tonight.

Dumpster Baby, some people want them just for the sex,
They have no respect.
They ruin meat so tender and prime,
Dumpster Baby, I found it in the dumpster tonight.

Eating you may not be PC,
But those people are just big pussies,
You're already dead so make a meal out of you,
You'll feed my entire family,

Dumpster Baby, to my taste buds you are serene,
Like pork and beans.
The meat falls right off the bone,
Dumpster Baby, I found it in the dumpster tonight,
I found it in the dumpster tonight.

Gonna eat ya, tonight

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Santa
• Baby
• eartha kitt
• madonna
• Funny
• Christmas
• parody
• Spoof
• Comedy
• Humour
• Humor
• Taylor Swift
• family
• guy
• dumpster
• teen
• pregnancy
• abortion
• testicular
• cancer
• AIDS
• syphillis

[ShotElite]

Delete this video, thank you.

[liamrocks1999]

um dont know what to say

[MegaPAGG]

A little funny, yet pretty tasteless.