Open House 2009 (part three)

Open House 2009
directed by Michelle Meredith and
written by Michelle Meredith and Kate Kilpatrick
choreographed by

"Class Like This"
(lyrics)

ANDREA
Wow, I cant wait to go to all of our classes, the professors seem so cool!

TYLER
Well come on! Were going to be late for class with Rob!

ROB
Oh my god, yay! Welcome to Acting 101 for majors. I'm Professor Roznowski. You may call me Professor Roznowski. Is he sleeping? Is there someone sleeping in my class? Are you sleeping? Who are you, Alex West? Whats your name?

SEBASTIAN
Sebastian.

ROB
Well Sebastian, I don't think you quite realize what you've got going here. This class is going to be the foundation for all of your acting work for the next four years. It is a very powerful tool. You know, why don't you just sit back while I explain to you the possibilities.

Well Phil Ashbrook got that Shakespeare gig
And Steph Koenig did that straw hat thing
And they have me to thank for all that stuff
Cause in this class they sure learned everything
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition shooting sass
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is come to class
And I'll say

Mister Sebastian, sir
This is not the class to miss!
Let me take attendance
Jot it down
You ain't never had a class like this!
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d' (PULSAR?)
C'mon take some notes or youre dismissed!
You ain't never had a class like this

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on teaching
My tests are hard
Its true, they are!
Say what you wish
Some news to dish
Stay with me and we can go far!

Have some of Kellyns skill!
Learn all of Hazens tricks!
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had class like this

( Wahhhh interlude)
And you're autistic.
Oh no.
Oh you're so cute I just wanna put you in my pocket!

Can your friends do this? (theatre warm up)
Do your friends do that? (theatre warm up)
Do your friends pull this- (theatre warm up) out their little hat?
Can your friends go (simultaneous warm ups)
Well, then I may be wrong-
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then sing 16 bars of any song???

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a teacher for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is what I say- no wayyy!

Mister Sebastian, sir, have a line or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a class, never had a class
You ain't never had a class, never had a class
You ain't never had a class like this!
You ain't never had a class like this

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