Alan Shore Word Salad Scene

I think that is really hard to do....and funny!!
in this episode Alan Shore was diagnosed with Word Salad AKA Aphasia, that's why he's speaking gibberish and that's why he's speaking like this and here's how it went:

Alan Shore: [Alan addressing the jury on about water pollution] ... What is our biggest fear? The dirty bomb. Not the dirty water!
Attorney Eric Yavitch: [stands to object] Objection! Your honor, Mr.Shore is introducing evidence in his closing that was never presented at trial
Alan Shore: [turning to the attorney] Nonsense, your honor, I refer you to plaintiff's exhibit number apple.
Attorney Eric Yavitch: [confused look at alan] I beg your pardon?
Alan Shore: [addressing attorney ] Apple trashcan to speak from God.
Attorney Eric Yavitch: Huh?
Hon. Stephen Bickle: Mr. Shore...
Alan Shore: [to judge] Not that you're sixty, but classic electrons are free.
Attorney Eric Yavitch: Objection!
[confused]
Attorney Eric Yavitch: eh, I think.
Hon. Stephen Bickle: Mr. Shore! You have a notorious history of court room theatrics. If your aim is to force a mistrial, you will be disappointed.
Alan Shore: [turns to address jury] huh, pillow pants join forces over a Margot pylons. You aren't sailing past honor, for the laking of a room. These questions are birthday basements. To end the blue radish is the upside of luxury and sparking a good lizard, can only make tears fall in hindsight. Puddles do not ask for why not. it is cheese, breath, and wind. It is cheese.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Alan
• Shore
• Boston
• legal
• denny
• crane
• james
• spader
• word
• salad
• william
• shatner

[cobby207]

he just mind fucked an entire courtroom.

[Njrosman]

This is truly amazing

[docwho97]

Imagine how hard it must be to play this straight.

[88Metallifan]

Freakin Alan Shore. Beautiful acting.

[aNuthaRedneck]

@celebgirl83 I'm quite sure it was improvization. But I wonder how in the world he pulled it off without laughing and snickering so hard that he blew huge buggers out of his nose. I can't watch any of Alan's arguments without cracking up and he never even cracks a grin. The satirical humor and truthful representation of our oftentimes ridiculous legal system is profound yet hilarious. I so wish the series was still on t.v. with new shows. They became t.v. darlings.

[xxurukaixx]

objection! I think ?

[2012bustamove]

i'm on my school's mock trial team and i am so using this closing for our trial...

[celebgirl83]

I would have loved to have seen the outtakes for this. I bet it was hard to get those lines right. Or maybe he just improvised.

[dixie31623]

It is cheese!!!

[MsTravelchic]

@cobby207 Hell he got me to :)

[CrimsonMenace1]

Now I know what I want said at my eulogy.