poem made by: yousif funny as heck.. u must see to belive no joke

the book is called the poetry ride made by yousif... made in universal academy.. btw the song is called the hamster dance lmao!!

1st poem:
love is a flower
that has a lot of power
it will never die

nature is mild
you dont have to be spending
it is always free..

2nd poem:
i am cute and smart
i wonder if im going to college
i hear little kids screaming in my closet
i see albert einstine in my room
i want to ride my back
i am cute and smart

i pretend that im going to be an NBA player
i feel that im being followed around
i touch my face when i think hard
i worry about my grades
i cry when i have a zit on my face
i am cute and smart

i understand poetry
i say education is the key of life
i dream that oprah and bill gates make a movie
i try to be the best
i hope i get 4.0 in school
i am cute and smart

3rd poem:
the door is crying
the leaves were dancing in the park
the clouds cried
the trees were moving
the stairs yelled as i stepped on them

4th poem:
my phone is blue and black
blue like the sky in a summer day
blue like a violet
black like the dark sky

i will not let anyone use it
i will wax it and shine it
i will not go over my minutes
i will protect my phone

5th poem:
the murder became strange
as mr.wopsle was guilty for
the murder of the english man

6th poem:
there once was a man named bob
who dreamt of having a job?
he walked down the alley
and saw a big valley
and he suddenly got robbed

there once was a kid who loved to dance
who always pulled down his pants?
he walked up and down
and found a gold crown
and do anyting for the fan




lol i hope u all enjoyed.. comment telling me which one is the funniest or the best!! haha yousif plz dont beat my ass lmfao!!!

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Were these poems written on a short yellow bus by any chance?

[yemeniprincess93]

my fav one is 2nd poem because "i pretend that im going to be an NBA player" wht lil yemeni boy doesnt dream tht and "i dream that oprah and bill gates make a movie" now u got me thinking hmmm wht if they do make a movie lmao....i remember making some gay book shit when i was in middle school 6th grade