iAwesome

Look, I'm not saying I'm "awesome," exactly, I just... oh, wait, yes I am. That's exactly what I'm saying, actually. Ha! Haha! ... ha..

Lyrics:

Often I'm asked
Topher how do you do it?
How do you stay so cool and stuff?
Yeah you're pretty good lookin'
and you wear great shirts.
And my reply is always this:
Stuffed animals ain't s'posed to talk!
They're just supposed to sit there.
It's really freakin me out...

Sometimes I worry
I just might be
Too bad-ass for my own good
..ya see what I did there?
With the "bad" and "good?"
Yeah that's some hard-core poetry.
I just kicked your ass with contrast
And I'll do it again
I made you my bitch
Metaphorically speaking

Oh, save me
from my own awesome self
I'm just sayin that, of course
There's really nothing you can do to help
I'm just too powerful

If I could clone myself
and make me into two,
there's no telling what we could do
'cause on my own,
I've already
....
...
Hey, how hard is it to clone yourself?
That might just be the best option
They have the technology right?

Last time I cried
somebody died
cause nobody makes me cry.
..I wasn't crying because someone died,
somebody died because they made me cry.
I wasn't sure if I made that clear..
oh yeah and I didn't really cry.
It was just an illusion.
To psyche 'em out.
So I could kick their ass.

Save me
from my dragon-ninja self
I'm just sayin that
To make you feel like you could help
Is there nothing anyone can do?

Here comes the slow and pretty part..

Maybe
If they hear my song
then they'll know how
awesome that I am
Maybe
If you sing along
you could be awesome
by association

Somebody save me
I'm like Arnold when he's
roid-ragin
I'm like if Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee
had a baby
I once bit a dog
that had rabies
Oh is there nothin anyone can do?

...?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• awesome
• funny song
• comedy
• fun
• great
• haha

[melaniedhall2]

pretty much coolest video ever!! once again you are a lyrical genius!

[topherdb]

@melaniedhall2 :D

[melaniedhall2]

my favorite part..eh oh oh ah.,...eh oh oh ah.,..eh oh oh ah!