Jon The Hermit

Another rewritten Jonas Brothers' song...this one is to the tune of Burning up. This is written about our one friend...Strange called him a hermit one day and then said she'd write a story about it but instead rewrote a Jonas Brother song. ha ha.

Jon the Hermit
Strange and weird
To the tune of Burnin Up, Jonas Brothers

Its hot, its cold
Jons got a wooden stove
People pass, him by
But they dont look him in the eye.

Oh yeah Jon is a hermit
And hes got some hermitiness
He lives out in the forest
Cause hes all alone, all alone
Hes so lonely
(Come on hermits)

Rain falls (rain falls), so fast (so fast)
He better run home
Out in (out in), the wilderness (wilderness)
All by himself, Jon lives on his own

Oh yeah Jon is a hermit
And hes got some hermitiness
He lives out in the forest
Cause hes all alone, all alone
Hes so lonely

Walk in his house, all you can see is trash
Oh, when he comes back he might just kill your cat

Oh yeah Jon is a hermit
And hes got some hermitiness
He lives out in the forest
Cause hes all alone, all alone
Hes so lonely

Oh yeah Jon is a hermit
And hes got some hermitiness
He lives out in the forest
Cause hes all alone, all alone
Hes so lonely

Yo, get out of my house or your cats real dead
If you dont watch out (might throw a rock at your head)
Get out of my house and dont try and fight me
Hermit Jon is for real (and thats no lie)
I choose to be alone (so he dont need you,
Hes a crazy person), for sure, for sure
I said it once and I wont say it again
(Come on boys, or our cats are dead)

Oh yeah Jon is a hermit
And hes got some hermitiness
He lives out in the forest
Cause hes all alone, all alone
Hes so lonely
All alone, all alone
Hes so lonely

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Jon
• Hermit
• Burnin up
• Strange
• Weird
• Jonas Brothers
• Parody
• Redone

[christinagorawr]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. this is great. i love it!!

[glowinthedarksheep]

omg ahaha. .lol i like this.