So, last episode (lets pretend) was a couple of months back, Robert proposed to Kristen. Its now the day of the wedding and everyone is super excited! Lets continue..
Kristen: Oh im so nervous
Nikki: Dont be you two love eachother
Kristen: ohh dont I love him, *sighs* now come over her and zip this dress up for me
Nikki: okayy *tries to zip* ugh its stuck, when was the last time you tried this on?
Kristen: uhh like everyday but i never zipped it
Nikki: oh jeez, not to be rude or anything but did you gain weight?
Kristen: I dont think so, but I have been eatin alot.. but i excersice 3 times a week..
Nikki: hmm. i have three words for you SUCK IT IN!
Kristen takes a deep breath and Nikki successfully closes her dress.
Nikki: ca you breathe okay?
Kristen:Yeah im fine, its only tight on my boobs.
Nikki: ive noticed, since when have you had big boobs?
Kristen shrugs and chlutches them in the mirror playfully.
* * *
Taylor: Dude are you nervous?
Robert: Nahh, maybe when i get up there I will be but, not now.
Taylor: Well dont be, im planing on proposing to Nikki too you know?
Robert: Cool, when?
Taylor: Once the baby is old enough like 2 or 3 to go to the wedding and be a ring barrier.
Robert: Thats nice.
Taylor: Its time *pats him on the shoulder and walks out*
Robert stays in the room alone rocking back and fourth on his heels.
* * *
Kristen: Dad you ready?
Mr. Stewart: Yes, and you look gorgeous
Kristen: Aw thanks daddy
Mr. Stewart: Are you ready?
Kristen: *deep breah* Yes, yes i am.
*they walk out together in sync with the traditional wedding music*
Kristen sees Rob and she smiles, she stnads infront of him and takes his hands.
Pastor: I am here with th beloved couple bla bla bla bla Robert Thomas Pattinson, do you take this woman to be your lawful and wedded wife?
Robert: Yes I do *Kristen smiles an places the ring on his finger.*
Pastor: And Kristen Jaymes Stewart, do you take this man to be our lawful and wedded husband?
Kristen: I do *robert places the ring on her finger*
The pastor contnues with his speech and Kristen starts to make unpleasent faces. Her back and stomach are starting to hurt, but she doesnt want to make a scene so she keeps quiet and "smiles"
Pastor: You may now kiss the bride!
Robert leans in to kiss Kristen, his new wife.
* * * * at the dinner...
Kristen starts sweating bullets, and her stomach is hurting really bad
Nikki: You dont look so god
Kristen: I really dont feel so good either, I tink i need to go to the doctor, now.
Nikki: Ok ill get rob
Robert: Hey baby why arent you enjoying the party?
Kristen: Cause my stomach and back are killing me!
Robert: Okay you need to go to the hospital?
Kristen: Yes please!.
*at the hospital*
Robert tries to lift kristen out of the car
Robert: Why is your dress wet?
Kristen: I dont know! I think i peed myself, sorry.
Nikki: It smells like your water broke
Kristen: Im not ven pregnant!
Doctor whats going on?
Kristen: She thinks im going through labor!
Doctor: And you dont think so because...?
Krisen: Im not pregnant OW!
Doctor ok, you two are going to have to stay here in the waiting room until we call you.
The doctors put kristen on a bed and put blankes infront of her so she cant see anything and then in a quick second she cant feel anything, she thnks shes going insane
Doctor 1: Okay Kristen, you actually ar pregnant
Kristen: HOW IVE BEEN ON MY PERIOD ALL THIS TIME. AND I DONT LOOK PREGNANT!!!
Doctor 2: No time for chit chat the baby wants to come out now!
Doctor 3: PUSH!
Kristen: IM NUMB IDK WHAT IM PUSHING
Doctor 3: JUST PUSH EVERYTHING
shocking right? but someone guessed she was pregnant on episode 18 good job! at least 15 comments for the next one.
wow
sqrll15 2 years ago
a god wow?
xwtfunkx 2 years ago
Whooaaa !
Sounds like that show on I think TLC or Discovery Health "I didn't know I was pregnant!"
Great episode !
TiiNk79 2 years ago 2
haha thats where i got the idea from and thanks (:
xwtfunkx 2 years ago