The Catflap News with Anna Fowler Issue 13

Hello again I'm Anna Fowler and this is Catflap, the football magazine that's leaving it's Christmas shopping till the very last minute...

Anyway, these are your Catflap news headlines...

Yes, it's that time of the week when another Frenchman steps forward to take a pop shot at English football. This time, it's Chelsea's French international Florent Malouda, who has branded our game as "brainless" and also criticised the diets of the British players. "The people at Chelsea don't control what the players eat," he said. "You can help yourself to whatever you like, drink Coke or anything." And what, exactly, is wrong wih that?
Elsewhere, this week has since AC Milan's Brazilian wizard Kaka voted the European Player of the Year, beating Manchester United's Cristiano Ronald and Barcelona's Lionel Messi into second and third place respectively. For the record, Wigan's Titus Bramble came a creditable fourth, followed by Derby's Andy Griffin.
Finally, it's been another testing week for Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce. As his team struggle in the Premier League, the Magpies boss has had to deal with press reports that his players are now revolting. You can say that again. Have you seen Mark Viduka recently?

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[KevL75]

@snappycruise who says the reporter was English.

[snappycruise]

@KevL75 malouda never said that, invented by english retard tabloids

[anarchy3E]

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[pavandean]

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[KevL75]

If you were listening she was making fun of French footballer Florent Malouda.

Now I'm making fun of just another dumb American who can't hear English and assumes the English are making fun of them.

Which infact they do.

[Bighairyfart]

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[WestechWatcher]

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[ThePersuader2007]

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[vdjc85]

Id have to be cut out of her...fact.