A Song About Cheese

This is a song about the social, policital and historical importance of Cheese, as requested by Koss42.

Lyrics:

Yknow Socrates from ancient Greece, the one who did philosophy?
Well he just sat around all day eating Feta cheese, hed say:
Its just an imitation of the perfect Feta form,
But Plato mate youve got to say it leaves you wanting more.

When Chaucer was writing all his Canterbury Tales,
Every other line hed eat a slice of Wedneslydale,
And when Napoleon was losing at the battle of Waterloo,
He kept his nerve with Stilton and some Double Gloucester Blue,

Cheese is the maker of History,
Cheese will say if we are really free,
And around every corner, the wheels of Brie are turning,
Cheese will be done; we are puppets on Cheese strings,

Oh, Abraham Lincoln kept some Edam in his hat,
Now you might think he couldve found a better place than that,
It badly affected his posture and it hurt his spine a lot,
Which really isnt helpful on the day that you get shot,

Tutankahmun tried to build the pyramids out of Yarg,
But the Stinking Bishop told him that it wouldnt get him far,
And when Martin Luther King fought for coloured cheesy rights,
He had some Red Leicester that would keep him warm at night,

King Henry the 8th could never find a wife,
Who knew his favourite cheese was Philadelphia Light,
And Alexander the great could never really tell,
If he preferred to conquer, or creamy Beacon Fell.

Cheese is the maker of History,
Cheese will say if we are really free,
And around every corner, the wheels of Brie are turning,
Cheese will be done; we are puppets on Cheese strings,

And then when young Plato replied he looked up at the evening sky,
Then turned to face his teacher, a tear formed in his eye, he said:
Socrates of Athens, this cheese is not a lie,
It came from Mount Olympus, it really is divine!

Sitting Bull the chieftan was a fierce and fearless man,
He gained his strength from Dovedale and Smoked Bavarian,
He battled against Custer and defeated him with ease,
As the general ate custard, and should have eaten cheese,

The Spanish inquisition wouldve had a better acquisition,
Of desired information with more dairy things to ask,
Gordon Freeman wouldve been better with a gun full of Cheddar,
Because the half-life of Cheddar is Kick some ass!

Cheese is the maker of History,
Cheese will say if we are really free,
And around every corner, the wheels of Brie are turning,
Cheese will be done; we are puppets on Cheese strings.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Song
• About
• Cheese
• WillsOdyssey
• Will
• Dixon
• Music
• Comedy
• Social
• Political
• Historical
• Guitar

[HeWhoLaughsAtAll]

What's that big red thing behind you?

[WillsOdyssey]

@HeWhoLaughsAtAll It's part of what used to be a 10ft long piece of red paper from a wall in my old school. It has loads of random drawings on it that my friends did over the course of our last year there. I started it, so i got to keep it and put it on my wall :)

[nadiahasnobrain]

Cheesus Christ this is amazing o__o

[WillsOdyssey]

@nadiahasnobrain

That is the exact type of comment i love getting :)

[plarp]

It is criminal how few views this video has, this is my favourite song on youtube!

[louis3run]

so sick

[yardona]

You are insane! I love it! :D

[swearinginportishead]

but i luv de song

[swearinginportishead]

i h8 cheese >:-(

[AirsoftGunManiacs]

I loved it if you like it like my comment

[huggie4able]

Stupid

[PrincessSpaz12]

... And now, I can never, ever be vegan.

[EmergencyBagels]

cheese is a kind of meat.

[MKJLFilms]

this is epic.....

[sk8rgirlo]

you absolute genius of cheese songs!!!