John Cleese rants - Soccer vs Football

John Cleese tells the truth. From the excellent documentary "The Art of Football from A to Z". More info @ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804228/

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[Manolara1]

Genius

[ferestrad]

As clear as Crystal.

[richard1972r]

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Cricket- We SO don't give a shit. India's a Cricket powerhouse, but how do they do in Basketball since they don't give a shit? They suck and we would bury them. Field Hockey- Same. But we are world champions in world ice hockey

Soccer- I remember us finishing top of our class in 2010 and you unable to break a tie with us in your own game and getting sent back home early. <------LMAO!

F1- Since when driving cars is a "sport"?

Your jealousy is so flattering :D

[richard1972r]

And believe what you want. I wasI'd be surprised if you could run 1/8 of a mile. Rugby- Back when it was an Olympic event, we dominated Rugby with most gold medals won and ZERO loss. We are currently World ranked #16 in a sport we HARDLY give a shit about. Imagine where we would be if we started to care.

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[richard1972r]

You always link search when it's convenient for you. How "inconvenient" that now you have better things to do. Suuure you do, bullshitter! IQ of 198 and you call that the highest in the world, dumbshit? There are at least 3 more people that outscore him. None are European.

Terrence Tao IQ of 230 Aussie

Christopher Hirata IQ of 225 American (LMAO!)

Kim Ung-yong IQ of 210 South Korean

goarticles(dot)com/article/Peo­ple-with-highest-IQ-score-in-t­he-World/6171646/

SLAM! DUNK! SCORE! :D

[richard1972r]

Being OVER average means fat,moron. Do you know what average means? Still not as good as "North America having more people than Europe". "Wrong worded sentence" Pfft! Yeah, right! Talk about priceless.

[TheSpiritOf68]

Hardly self declared when I've proven you wrong 5, 6, 7 times. LOL. What was it you said about being over average weight making you fat? <<< PRICELESS.

And you still don't give me a link. His name is Dr. Evangelos Katsioulis with an IQ of 198. Obviously if you provide me with a link that disproves that, I'll admit I'm wrong because I'm well mature. I'm not wasting my time Googling it. Better things to do mate.

Haha, you're making a big issue over a wrongly worded sentence. Pitiful. LMAO! LMAO!

[TheSpiritOf68]

Actually heard about that mate. Madrid are most valuable now, with United second? Something like that anyway. Still biggest sports teams in the world play football :)

[ABADI FAHAD]

All the world called football not soccer fucks American

[NirvanaFan4Life]

Slight correction, but the biggest sports team in the world is SPANISH. It only makes sense considering Spain has produced more European champions than any other nations, including more in the last decade.

edition.cnn.com/2013/04/17/spo­rt/football/football-forbes-re­al-madrid