Whining About the Pat Down - Willi Myles

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[LtShock]

Hilarious!

[AgentGhost]

Patdowns are from a rent-a-cop of the same gender. It's not just patting over the clothes either, they've gone so far as to jiggle men's balls.

[puertorrriquena]

Where in the Constitution does it say you have the right to not be pat down? This guy is right, Americans whine too much.

pat down vs. getting blown up or hijacked - I'd rather live thank you

[laharvey125]

You only get pat down if you look suspicious or wear a sweatshirt. Apparently they don't find it necessary to ask you to remove it.

[lee0495]

i like how the two highest rated comments are just one word

[spentamco]

KILLZ IT!! take them gloves off touch me with your bare hands halarious

[mizugamisoul]

@LawsonComedy It's completely unreasonable for your rights to be infringed upon.

[ColdSHeep]

@LawsonComedy So at what point would you consider the security unreasonable?

[LawsonComedy]

@mizugamisoul Yes things might happen, but tighter security means less things will happen. Like I said, I hate the security at airports, but I don't see it as that unreasonable. Uncomfortable yes, but not unreasonable.

[LawsonComedy]

@ButterflyDragon9 some people don't have that choice. Like traveling comedians. Or anyone that has to fly because their job entails it.

[FlamingTree]

Best skit in a while

[mizugamisoul]

@LawsonComedy Things are going to happen no matter how much security you have in place. The next terrorist attack won't be in the airports, it'll be in schools, malls, Wal-Mart. Places with little security, but will still take out massive amounts of people.

If they wanted to terrorize us, they easily could, and invasive security measures are only hurting normal citizens, which are protected under the fourth amendment.