I'm Not Crying - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

I'm Not Crying
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One - Episode One - Sally

So, you're leaving, aren't you
I knew it when you said just then and you told me you were leaving
That's when I definitely knew
But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can't break my heart, it's liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don't turn back to me
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying
I'm not crying

I'm not crying
It's just been raining
On my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around, a lot
Searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha

I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ing

• Category

  Comedy

[Aogacho]

PIRATES BAND OF MISFITS 8D

[Trevor Gogel]

how did i get here?!

[Harper0911]

Broke up with a girl a year ago. I still listen to this song to cheer me up. My heart is liquid. Fuck her.

[Katylin Soza]

1:52

[HarryHaubitze]

im making a lasagne..... for one... !!

[Alexis Hamilton]

I quote this song a lot. because i'm not crying. really, i swear.

[doomslayer1995]

16 people cried...

[All4Symbian]

Dont get those guys. Like guys with no balls :)

[UnitedStateofMonkey]

said every fandom ever

[EditorsFortune]

*facepalm*