Ad from the National Coffee Association 1984

I love these! No one else I have mentioned them to remembers them...struck me as so weird, even back then. Please post the others if you have a chance. Btw, that's not Pat Benetar, it's Ann & Nancy Wilson from Heart!

Hilarious! :-D

Definitely upload the other two! These ads were so bizarre. There was one with Ken Anderson that also inexplicably included Joe Jackson (the British pop singer) and Jane Curtin doing a "Weekend Update" from SNL. I remember just not...believing them. They seemed to have nothing to do with any of the people shown, and seemed to be way overblowing the capabilities of coffee. "Because coffee CALMS YOU DOWN...and picks you up!" Yeah, right...and this has to do with David Bowie and ELO how??

Beer makes you lean, muscular & sexually-alluring.

"You're looking hale and hardy little buddy"

"I'm a coffee achiever Sam"

finally I get it!

Speaking of 2 AM, I remember these commercials during Night Tracks on SuperStation WTBS. I should upload the other two with Ken Anderson and Heart.

0:25 - Looks like Cicely's on something a little more potent than caffeine.

Lol I love how David Bowie when they say American Society. Considering he is British and cocaine is what got him up in the morning

Isn't it ironic Vonnegut is in this ad? This ad seems like everything he mocks about America in his books.

Yes, we are addicted to a drug in a liquid form. I guess thats what makes America work. That and weed.