Red Sox Nation President -- Announcement

In 2007, Red Sox Nation elected their first president. After tens of thousands of requests, I decided to throw my hat into the ring and run. I didn't win, but I believe I was uniquely qualified to hold the totally farcical position. To see my resume, check out www.thewasif.com

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• Boston
• Red
• Sox
• fan
• president
• Youkilis
• Fenway
• Park
• Lucchino
• Manny
• Coco

[CodyR120]

RED SOX SUCK!!!!!!

[TheWasif]

I always appreciate intelligent dialogue with Yankee fans. Alas, I am still waiting to experience such dialogue.

[badnewsclews]

Install a salary cap , that way a member of the Pittsburg Pirates nation can join in.nuff sed

[TheWasif]

Wage increases for the little guy is a big issue for me. I'm in favor of more revenue sharing to allow Pirates Nation to survive. I will also make Kent Tekulve my Ambassador to Pirate Nation.

[jesuit08]

we saw you you guys lost

[sizlnslaya34]

guess you didnt see us in the playoffs you fuckbag haha

[yankeesfan0693]

GO YANKEES!!! see you in the playoffs Boston

[TheWasif]

I will work with the beer lobbyists, the hops unions, and the tap committees to make sure your request is met in time for Opening Day 2008.

[PoppaPoopy]

You're alright. You make a great point, but pink hats vs red hats is not a tough question. I think the President needs to make sure that the right beer is available at Fenway at the right times. For example: Boston Lager and Sam Light always, Sam Summer from June through Labor Day, Sam White from April through June, Octoberfest from Labor through (hopefully) October. Can you achieve this?

[TheWasif]

Although my opponent, I do not wish Fitzy to "go". On the contrary, sir, I request that Fitzy STAY so that we may fight the enemies of Red Sox Nation together. thank you for your input.