There was this Irish fella... The Comedians DVD boxset! Best of Series 1-7 out 9th November 2009
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This welshman and irishman went into a pub in that London, each of them with a lamb under their shoulders. And the landlord shouts, out, both of you, you idiots, trying to get in here by any means, you know what I told you, you're baaaed.
Right, how may I help you both sirs?
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This irishman went into a pub, a crocodile under one arm, a penguin under the other, he went up to the landlord and said give me a pint, I am trying to be an endangered species. And the lanlord said "I am having nothing of this, you could have least bring an otter with you like the rest of my customers". this is a right fucked up joke, isn't it midge?
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@yippitydodah Valhura77, Raj on big bang theory, and he is happy how us english stuffed India, on yes.
Us welsh against them english at twickers in rugger tomorrow. 4pm GMT, we will slaughter those english for you.
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@Valhura77 Don't forget India - we really gave them a good shaffting, and stole their tea too.
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@Valhura77 Don't forget India - we really gave them a good shaffting, and stole their tea too.
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no probs Valhura77, your funny as well.
This irishman went into a pub, with a parrot on his shoulder, the parrot saying "I am hard I am, I am dead hard". And paddy said "a pint for me, but kick this cunt on my shoulder out of your pub please landlord, he is right twat."
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@greenmustard1966 it would appear Britain does not have a monopoly on morons, when they put up those racist signs in the old days ‘No Irish & No Dogs’ maybe they were not being racist assholes maybe they were just trying to avoid idiots like you drooling on the carpet.
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Sorry to break this to you, Brittish people hating Nazi's is a case of the pot & kettle, why was it ok for Brits to go around the world enslaving & slaughtering millions, setting up the first concentration camp in South Africa but were morally outraged when the Germans did it? If it was not for Russian men & American equipment you would be speaking German, but I am sure apart form that your life be the same you would probably still be enjoying your casual racism over a pint of Becks.
They all laughed years ago when I said that I wanted to be a comedian, but I'll tell you what.....,,.they're not laughing now
maccafan10 6 months ago 13
What do you call an englishman with an IQ of 50?
Colonel, sir!
Klimseven 10 months ago 11