Yogurt (Ukulele Original)

Song #3 for GCT's Bring the Song Challenge. If you watch television then you'll know that women like yogurt. A lot. It's yorgasmic.

Yogurt

All you need to know about women
you can learn from T.V. commercial views
we cook food, we like new cleaning products and
we are stupid for shoes

Our lashes are too short, body hair's too long
we choose white pants when we're getting dressed
You'd think our favourite food would be chocolate but
we like yogurt the best

Yogurt, Yogurt, cue the yorgasmic moan
Yogurt, Yogurt, best eaten with a friend or on your own

Lactobacillus, sounds disgusting
but mixed with milk it's nirvana in a cup
add bifidobacterium and B.L. Regularis
which I think they probably made up
then you've got

Yogurt, Yogurt, cue the yorgasmic moan
Yogurt, Yogurt, best eaten with a friend or on your own

We hide yogurt at work because you'll steal our stash
We throw some in our purse no matter where we're heading
we need it at the hair stylist, we need it at the gym
we even need it at our sister's wedding

Strawberry, apricot, peach and banana
Blueberry, Lime, mango and field berry
coffee, vanilla, we know the cheesecake flavour's fake
but we're addicted to fermented dairy

Yogurt, Yogurt, cue the yorgasmic moan
Yogurt, Yogurt, best eaten with a friend or on your own

It's better than sex on the phone
It's better than being stoned
If I'm eating yogurt just leave me alone

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Yogurt
• Yorgasm
• Fermented
• Dairy
• Better
• Than
• Sex
• on
• the
• Phone

[pschlehr]

Alright, we're leaving. We know when we're not wanted. lol

Great song, Zoe. Not only are a really fine singer, but you do have a flair for rhythm uke playing as well. Did you start on guitar and later make the switch to uke?

[ukulelezo]

Thank you! I did indeed start out on the guitar then I came to my senses and learned to love the uke!

[ruth7784]

OMG! Great! Love it! :-) X

[merdypops]

Awesome. Riff is fantastic.

[alienspy24]

Hell yeah grrrl Time for the frozen yogurt song!

[rah01kah]

"but we're addicted to fermented dairy"......nice turn of a phrase.

[ukeshale]

great song. i wonder if this means bifidus digestivum is also make believe...

[snowcooley]

This song is really witty and clever. I can't believe how much being female makes me want yoghurt! It's like I can't stop myself! Great song.

[Tankgirl3185]

Stephen Hawking was here he loves you!!! Muah and he loves yogurt but sometimes it gets his air tube clogged!!! He loves STRAWBERRY YUM YUM!!!!!!

[Tankgirl3185]

You are soooooooo sexxxyyyyyy!!!!!! Let me tell you something I'd hit it!!!!! call me !!!! Do the Helen Keller and talk with your HIPS!!!

[Grampalele]

Ever heard the "Oreo Cookie Blues" by Lonnie Mack? It's on the "Strike Like Lightning" album. Check it out....you'll love it! How about a uke cover video?

[davedavedavecowan]

its a instant classic