What's In Store? (Original Rap)

A rap using popular store names.

LYRICS:
How you doing? I'm Ross. Here's a story for you,
Of how my Chico [Chico's] life became curly-cued.
I was chilling with my friends at the Wall by the Mart,
It was just Five Guys and we weren't too smart.
Our Target for the evening? Steal stuff, right?
Well, that wasn't a Safeway to spend the night.
So we rush to the Subway as fast as we can,
We squeeze through the door Gap and walks up a man.
"Hey kids, do you want my Fry's? I'm stuffed."
Then my pal BJ created a bluff.
He said, "Que? No hablo Ingles!"
"That was pretty [Barnes &] Noble, let's get off this!" "Yes!"
We Weg through a Man standing by the door,
The crowds were thicker than the Amazon[.com], look, there's the store!
We go window shopping looking for the Best Buys,
But it got pretty Kohl's-d so we walked inside.
Aldi lights were all off, I thought this is it!
There are Big Lots of stuff, I was nervous a bit.
We grab merchandise from Radios to Shacks,
Then I saw the Meijer [mayor] walk through the back.
He was an army General and we bribed him with a Dollar,
He acted like a Dick['s] and grabbed us by the collar.
"Though I'm an Old Navy seal, I can still beat you all,"
I lit up A TNT [AT&T] and ran just to stall.
We hitched a ride from a Giant Eagle,
He said stealing Staples was illegal,
We said we'd be nice and Coach others to be good,
We reached the Finish Line of niceness as fast as we could.
Sure we had UPS and downs, our raises and our drops,
But we knew stealing's bad and that's where the GameStops.
The eagle drops us off at Rob Lowe's house,
It was a nice LOFT but Rob was a louse.
He threw us in his Van [Van's] to take us home,
"Justice will be made!" We punched him in his dome.
This City's a Party, we wanted to stay,
Then we saw the Icing of the cake of this day.
She was the Apple of my eye, a beautiful miss,
I had to Stride Rite up to her and ask for a kiss.
I said I'd buy her a Bed, a Bath, and Beyond,
I was as Smart as a Pet rock, she yawned.
I tried to form a Wet Seal around her mouth,
She looked Tumi [to me] and kicked me in the south.
Now it's time to put a Lid [Lid's] on this story,
While this was Madewell, I've lost my glory.

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[Dino502Run]

This is REALLY righteous.

[jmw1295]

dude that was awesome

i really liked it

[TheRuppelXD]

ross. 

[NickGuitarMalfara13]

amazing

[vballserver07]

This is amazing

[aschwyter93]

hahahaa ross you're so great

[blingbling52396]

American Eagle :D

[poptheman1]

240p ftw.